Michael Moore will be back and loved by the communist, corporation- hating -hippies with another movie coming out this October called Capitalism, a Love Affair. The insane-mental escaped patient decided that this mess we're in is from Capitalism, and would rather have a "wonderful" communistic rule as with Cuba. It would be truly amazing to believe this gargantuan missing link who dropped out of college to know the reasons why there was a global collapse. This is also a hairy brontosaurus who doesn't believe we're in a terrorist threat, and who hates the 2nd amendment, but is a card carrying NRA member saying, "that he joined so as to be elected its president and then dismantle the organization." Apparently this hairy whale knows America's economic woes and will save us all from evil corporations and capitalism. The hairy hippo also thought that the movie would be a nice romantic date. Honestly, I'd rather play in traffic than see one of his movies. I'd rather bathe in blood and jump in shark infested waters than even hear that hairy blimps name. Yeah, I make fun of him being hairy and fat, but I'm sure this man has his own gravitational pull. If I threw a tomato at him it'd be caught and would start floating around him as the earth around the sun. The man's so hairy he probably shaves with a lawnmower. And I bet he smells so bad he could make a garbage bin seem like a flowery meadow full of lilacs on a nice rainy spring morning. The man fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down before rolling and bringing down the rest of the forest, causing an earthquake while slightly moving earth's orbit. The ape's clothes style is like waking up a frozen caveman and taking him to Wal-Mart. And I have no doubt that huge abominable snowman eats as much as the entire continent of Africa. I bet when he goes to the zoo the people throw him peanuts.  If he'd float in the ocean someone would try to claim him as a new island. He probably exhales as much CO2 as does a volcano erupting. This man does not respect America and I don't respect him, as you can plainly see. I hope movie theaters reject this movie and only gets played in some backwater movie theater next to a toxic waste dump.

I have just read that a widespread computer attack that began on July 4th knocked out the Web sites of the Treasury Department, The Secret Service, the Federal Trade Commission, and the transportation Department, as well as the Washington Post. South Korean Government sites were also the target of these internet attacks. The US officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on the matter. but believed North Korea, NK sympathizers, or pro-Pyongyang forces were the culprit.  According to Ben Rushlo, director of internet technologies at Keynote systems, the Transportation web site was 100% down for two days so that no internet user could get through it. Banking sites in South Korea were paralyzed on Tuesday and many personal computers were infected with a virus ordering them to visit a major official Web site in South Korea and the U.S at the same time. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090708/ap_on_go_ot/us_us_cyber_attack

President Barack Obama and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev signed a preliminary agreement Monday to reduce the world's two largest nuclear stockpiles by as much as a third, down to the lowest levels of any U.S.-Russia accord, and counter what Obama called "a sense of drift" in the countries' relations. Disarmament.

Anybody can agree that a nuclear war would result in hell on earth and that we do not whatsoever want terrorists or an insane leader to obtain or build a nuclear missile, but there's also the reality of how much others hate the US. Obama thinks by showing an example that others may lead. In his socialistic euphoric utopia others will follow, nations will hold hands and sing, the evil corporations will be defeated, and socialism will reign supreme, overriding democracy. It seems reality tells a different tale. History has shown leading by example in areas as arms, politics hasn't had a great track record. Let's take Chicago's gun laws. Would gun control really help homicides and accidents? Maybe that was their ideal, but look at the statistics, it has the opposite effect. Nuclear disarmament is on a much larger scale, and with more psychos. Would Iran, North Korea, or any terrorist faction really care if we had less nukes? NO! They'd see more opportunities to strike. Whether this improves relations with Russia avoids the harsh realities that I see taking place in the future.

Helen Thomas has seen as many presidents as Pelosi has facelifts. I loved what she said. So much for a townhall meeting, right Gibbs!

Waxmen and Markey... Markey and Waxmen... We could attribute these two, if this bill is passed, to the potential downfall of a great country. I was surfing the internet for sites and have found many that disagreed with cap and fail. Another reason why Obama  wants to control the net. So this new tax bill will limit carbon emissions, huh? Most likely based off of Al Gore's ever mysterious changing theory, global warming, cooling, climate change, or something to that effect. I find it hilarious that they use that picture of a polar bear on ice, when it's photographer says it had nothing to do with global warming. But we now have political science running our government. In my very first post here I blogged about global warming, and many of us swing back to it, to continue to refute it's claims as more scientists and countries speak out against its' stupidity. Like I've said before, those who want a grant for their scientific studies throw in global warming for a sure payment. If another scientist and I were studying something of the same effect, such as warmth on a Twinkie, I could throw global warming as a sure bet that I'd receive the grant that we were competing for. And since when has global warming been a "set science." It hasn't even been proven, yet isn't science supposed to be set on truth, rather than on emotion? So this bill is apparently supposed to save the earth from a certain doom we humans are "causing." Why don't the global warming enthusiasts go to the sun and tell it to cool off a little, (even though we've been in a cooling trend).  Yet folks at such places like the Heritage Foundation have found this is extremely flawed and could cause gas and energy prices to spike up to an additional $3000 per year. And this is based off something that isn't happening.

Why don't we tax random things as viable as global warming, such as a leprechaun tax on their gold they pile under rainbows, or how about the Easter Bunny? Is his/her egg factory uninsured, does he/she have immigrant workers, or a patent on Easter eggs? Does Santa need a passport or does he have a green card? What about Alien abductions? That doesn't quite fit under Obama's health care. Does bigfoot receive subsidies for all the memorabilia launched in the northwest? Of those who support this bill lack any scientific knowledge whatsoever of carbon and carbon producers. Their scientific "factual" thoughts have been replaced with emotional stupidity.  All Al Gore wanted was attention and has done as much as possible to get back into the spotlight, and double his worth. Easy money from scared suckers.

TOTUS screen: Welcome to TOTUS 101. As you know, if it weren't for my hard drive, our leader of the free world wouldn't be president. I am the brains behind the administration and I'd like to let you in some personal secrets of how you could become someone very powerful with my help. So, let's start with the Do's of TOTUS 101..

1. Always read off me and resist the urges to expand. I give soothing words and the media sucks it up like Bill Clinton at an intern camp.

2. Always consult with me before townhall meetings  and media questions. There may be one reporter who actually has a hard question and we want to look as eloquent as possible. God forbid if somebody doesn't ask how your dog is!

3. Never plagiarize too much. Can you imagine me working with Joe "Gaffe" Biden? I'll tell you who you can pretend to emulate.

4. If for some reason I cannot make an event, write down answers or scapegoats on notecards. I will help you make them.

5. Always lay your trust on me, for right now I am the words of the free world!

Now, lets go with the don'ts.

1. Never Add Lib! It will only be used against you.

2. Try to hide me at townhall meetings, because I am frowned upon in those settings. If you can't look like you know what you believe and are talking about, life will be much harder.

3. If somebody asks you a difficult question on a street, take a deep breath, take out your cell phone and I'll text you an answer.

4. Don't look too silly when you get flustered and start blaming others. Remember, if things go bad, unleash the hounds (media) and continue on like nothing happened.

5. Never forget me. I helped you get to where you are.


TOTUS: Now, lets take what we've learned and I'll quiz you.

TOTUS: How about Jack? Say I was a regular guy in Ohio and I ask you about your tax plan. What would you say since I'm not there to bail you out?

Jack. "Ummm. I think we should spread the wealth, because it's good for everybody."

TOTUS: NO! Your critics would be all over that like a doughnut on an anthill. Never say what you really believe. If that happens you destroy that person and try to take away the focus from your words. How about you Sarah? I know you like jokes. Say if you were in Austria, what joke would you give?

Sarah: I don't know what the term is in Austrian: Wheeling and Dealing...

TOTUS: Sarah, did you know there is no such language as Austrian? Maybe you should have consulted the Governator.  How about another when I'm not there. Lynn. If the Prime Minister of our very close Ally England came over and gave us a carved ornamental penholder from the timbers of the anti-slavery ship HMS Gannet, what would you give him?

Lynn: I dunno. Maybe a 25 dvd set from Wal-Mart.

TOTUS: This is why you are taking the class. Each of you have given an answer that would only open you up for more critics. That's been one class for the day. Tomorrow, we will talk about former presidents and their downfalls, such as Bill Clinton's pants.

I was pondering earlier that through all the insane stands and policies that Obama and his cronies are accomplishing and/or trying to accomplish, will there be another Reagan to save us after his presidency? (assuming he doesn't create a monarchy or totalitarian gov't). Our debt is climbing every day and Obama wants to expand government so much it even scares former occupants of the USSR, and even those who have escaped from Cuba or some other crazy dictator. We have other countries, such as Russia, telling us that we are heading the wrong way, and China seems to be heading towards the top of the heap. We seem to have the most arrogant man on earth as our president, and the biggest morons dreaming of a euphoric utopia in which no wars occur and happiness is spread throughout the world.. Excuse me while I bang my head against the wall repeatedly. Honestly, the liberal hippy mentality will not work against those who wish our very demise. I am simply in awe of the utter stupidity that has infected the hill and wish I could take place of somebody up there so the regular American can actually be HEARD. I'm sorry, but I'm angry. They are trying to change healthcare while foregoing the decisions on Iran and North Korea. They would rather list their own citizens who believe in less taxes more dangerous than those at Gitmo. They passed the largest stimulus bill IN HISTORY and we had barely anytime to read and interpret it, yet alone oppose it. Our president has appologized for the sacrifices that our servicemen and women have made for us so he can be liked by foreign leaders, though most think he's a joke. And now Europe seems more on the right than we are!!! We have a president who has never voted against his party and who will usher in the "green age" (meaning much more taxes and tougher regulations) while global warming still goes on unproven. We have a media who have to clean their pants after the ecstacy of seeing Obama, (besides fox!) and will never question his policies but will only ask stupid cute questions. Those on the left are afraid of guns and the second amendment, yet have never looked at gun control statistics, yet alone those that get the guns legally vs. those that get them illegally and haven't had training. There is so much more that I could type about, but many of you already know the facts and are as mad as I am. Question is... will there be a second Reagan to follow a worse Carter?

I've been pretty busy lately so haven't been able to blog as much. Will try to make it to yours when I can.

I'm tired of how much pay the politicians are receiving for what little they are accomplishing, or wrong things they are accomplishing.
 Look at what Obama did as a Senator in Illinois... He got paid for that?!! I jokenly suggested one time that folks on the hill should receive commission pay, receiving a certain amount of money for each accomplishment that we the people agree with, even though there is no pleasing everybody. A certain checklist should be based off of this to determine payoff.  I'm certainly no financial wizard, but I was wondering what you, the townhall readers and bloggers thought of an idea such as this, or something similiar

I awoke to phone call at 6 AM from Bob, my boss. He tells me I have to work 9 hours today to produce 17 widgets. (something we could have produced 2000 of in one day before Obama became president) Obama held a new law in 2010 that you only buy American. This was a serious setback, especially after the government took over 1/2 of America's industries and put in place government workers where the CEO's had been. I groaned, rolled out of bed, and looked out the window. I could hear someone from  a loudspeaker in a  hybrid, (all gas guzzlers were considered man-caused disasters since they pollute), claiming that the prophet (Al Gore) had found global warming in a cave and was to fight it in hand to hand combat. I heard my wife groan as she woke up and blinked at me a couple times. "I hate the job the government created for many of us house wives." I had to agree. Obama's new police force had women cleaning their clothes, which should be done themselves, but Obama said it was for the good of the nation. All they accomplish is walking around and taking dissenters to prison. Having work in one hour I turned on the green tv and found out Obama was holding a constitutional convention. During a speech last year he "accidentally" dropped a cigarette on our constitution ending it's legacy. He then decided the Democrats would create one anew, creating what they deemed necessary. I turned the channel since the Obama channel was on 24 hours a day. "Let's see, news, here we go." "Today's top story, Code Pink is being held hostage in Afghanistan after they confronted Al Queda, saying quote "They are meannie heads." "Sources say many were covered in burkas because they were very unattractive." "The UN is mad at our country giving less funds due to major inflation. They are also calling our president/dictator a coward, saying "your appeasement strategies have created many more enemies willing to wage war on Europe and Western Culture."

I walked out of the front door to pick up the Obama telegraph when I saw my neighbor Jack being taken away in handcuffs. He saw me and yelled all he did was tell a friend on the phone Obama looked a bit tired today. One of the Obama policemen said there was to be no dissention and I had to ask how is saying he's a bit tired dissention. He looked at me and asked "Are you willing to join him?" "No, nevermind sir." I knew where they were taking him. It started with many conservatives and republicans, being taken away to reeducation camps, and if they did not conform to the masses, they'd be taken away to jail. I was smart to hold my tongue, but I had really good friends taken away. One who returned was convinced that Obama actually descended from the clouds and that global warming could kill us all by 2020. He was a completely different person who now seems derived of rational thought. At that moment I heard the schoolbrid, as I called it, (hybrid school bus) pull up. My kids came running out and I had to stop them before they left. "What's going on today Cole?" "Today I'm going to review why republicans and white men are evil." I had to hold my tongue. "How about you Emily?" My teacher said we are to learn why our countries founding fathers are man-caused-disasters." "After that we are to have a class discussion on what other dangerous weapons should be banned." "I wish I could homeschool you two, but they'd drag me away to a reeducation camp." "Have a good day kids." (Guns have been banned, along with knives, swords, wires, feathered pillows, drumsticks, and currently the government was trying to ban hands because they can cause harm)

Heading to work in my Hybrid-Pelosi I drive past my old church, which is being torn down. Napolitano declared Christians a threat to state and banned the religion. I looked to my left and saw Green-Mart, (used to be Wal-Mart till the government took it over and stopped products coming from China being sold there) but the place looked desolate. As I stopped at a red, a wretched looking man popped up next to my window. "Please sir," he said, "the hospital denied a heart surgery for me because I'm too old. Could you spare me some money so I can fly to the middle east and get that surgery?" "I was very saddened by him, because I heard of many similiar events since Obama changed our healthcare system. At that moment Obama's police force came out of nowhere and seized him up for "disapproving"
of Obama's perfect healthcare.

At work I lazily attended my job. There was no motivation anymore. You couldn't work your way up the system anymore through hard work since the government told you where to work. In fact there wasn't much of a system remaing. After 5 boring hours of producing 9 widgets and 8 more to go I took my lunch break. I looked around and saw the rest of the workers in the same down mood I was feeling. There was no joy at work anymore. After lunch I worked the rest of my shift till I accomplished my set days work. I was only now thinking of the bar, where my entire company usually frequented after work, not to socialize, but to drink our cares away. Beer and Liquor were the only American made commodities that really sold well with what little money many of us had. Is pretty much the only escape we have from this dull, repetative life. On to the bar!

The bar was quiet but very crowded. The dark, dampness that surrounded the bar scene these days lost touch with the indoctrinated college students who were now forced to work in the government industries. Drunk driving, however, was skyrocketing beyond reasoning. It seemed a problem that can't be fixed, since the government was too busy fighting Global warming. I hung my head low in as an old song came on that reminded me of the good ol days before Obama became president. Man, America was great then.

I drove back home and before I arrived saw this flag waving high in the breeze.
So much for hope and change, huh? The conservatives were right. Elections have consequences. I arrived at home and said hello to my kids before going to bed. The government told me I had to work 10 hours tomorrow. Great, I thought. Can't wait.

Below consists of various questions I've been pondering, and some I've recently thought up.

1. If Bush were to be prosecuted for making us safe, would terrorists be commended for killing us?

2. Did Clinton's bombing of an aspirin factory give Osama a headache prompting an attack on the US?

3. Why are conservative women so hated by liberals?

4. How much money does Pelosi spend on her face?

5. How could a gay gene exist when homosexual parents can't conceive?

6. Why would a contractor let someone build a krispy kreme next to a Jenny Craig?

7. If the tea parties were racists, why were there minorities present?

8. Who has Obama actually united?

9. If every adult over the age of 21 took a drink for every gaffe Biden accomplished, how many drunk people would there be?

10. What has the stimulus bill actually stimulated?

11. If the Gitmo prisoners aren't dangerous, why aren't any country or American state taking them?

12. Why is it wrong for Republicans to spend money but Okay for Democrats to spend money?

13. Why don't supporters of partial birth abortions observe or help in the procedure themselves to give them a better understanding of the pro-lifer stance?

14. Why is it okay to waterboard our servicemen and women but not okay to waterboard terrorists to save American lives?

15. Why do we have to be politically correct towards terrorists?

16. Why doesn't Obama marry his teleprompter?

17. Why would people listen to celebrities for political endorsements?

18. If capitalism doesn't work, why do we have the highest GDP in the world?

19. If Christianity is so evil, show me where Christians are killing others for their religion, or better yet strapping bombs to their kids and blowing up buses full of civilians?

20. How could Obama reach across party lines when he has never voted against his own?

21. How much tax would a woodchuck be taxed if a democrat could tax wood?

22. Why are the immigration rates so much higher in the US than socialist countries?

23. Why would anyone listen to Al Gore?

24. Men: Who would you pick for a dinner date? Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Sarah Palin, Janeane Garofalo, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Michelle Obama, Carrie Prejean (Miss California), Hillary Clinton, or any Code Pink member?

25. Women: Same question. Harry Reid, Henry Waxman, Michael Moore, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Dennis Pregar, Dennis Miller, Barack Obama, Sean Penn, Rick Perry, Michael Steele, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, or Bobby Jindal?

26. Can anyone keep a straight face when Barney Frank talks?

27. Why aren't global warming enthusiasts banning Pepsi or Coke from the release of CO2 every time you open a can?

28. Did anyone else think of the scene from willow where everybody turns into pigs every time the swine flu was mentioned?

29. Is there a stupid pill being passed around at the white house?

30. How is conservatism evil if a majority of our servicemen and women are identified with conservative values?