Posted by
Eric on Tuesday, October 20, 2009 2:53:39 PM
Conservatives believe in freedom, responsibility, and self reliance.
Liberals believe in government restrictions and collectives.
Conservatives believe in right and wrong.
Liberals feel nothing is wrong, unless a conservative believes something is.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he simply doesn't go to church
The non-believing liberals demand that the church be censored due to hate speech.
If a conservative does not like a talk show host, they simply switch the station.
If a liberal does not like a talk show host, they demand the station be shut down or censored.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, we weigh decisions on how to oppose and/or defeat it.
If a liberal sees an enemy they do their best to appease them.
A conservative will thank a soldier for their service.
A liberal will scoff at them.
If a conservative does not like guns they simply do not buy them.
If a liberal doesn't like guns they make sure no one else can have them.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, they simply won't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, they'll want to ban meat products altogether.
If a conservative sees a US flag, their heart fills with pride.
If a liberal sees the US flag, their heart fills with shame.
Conservatives see illegal immigrants as lawbreakers due to their inability or lack thereof to gain green cards or US citizenship.
Liberals see illegal immigrants as potential democratic voters and sob story cases.
Conservatives don't want to know what goes on in your bedroom.
Liberals support those who do for votes.
Conservatives realize how dangerous repeat offenders are and know most cannot be reasoned with.
Liberal compassion results in repeat offenders and worse offenses.
Conservatives will look at both sides of the scientific equation before taking a stance, such as Global Warming.
Liberals will blindly believe anybody with a D in front of their name and never takes an oppositions viewpoint, except out of context.
Conservatives will track down a saying or stance to make sure that the person said it.
Liberals simply make one up.
Conservatives learn from history and use that information to make sure mistakes aren't recreated.
Liberals create their own history and recreate mistakes made.
Conservative policies encourage new inventions to better the human condition through our economic society.
Liberal policies kill motivation and risky financial investments taken by small businesses or companies.
Conservatives debate using facts and will admit when their wrong.
Liberals debate through insulting, emotional sob stories, and I've only heard one liberal admit they were wrong.
Conservative protests are peaceful, yet powerful, and the areas remain clean.
Liberal protests end in arrests, looting, massive deployment of police departments with riot gear and the area is trashed.
Conservatives know many more people are conservative, even if they do not know.
Liberals believe the conservative movement is dying, though conservatives outnumber liberals.
I believe I've merely touched on the differences. Add your own if you have any.