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The first 100 days of Obama: A list

Posted by Eric on Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:56:00 PM

 


The first 100 days of Obama: A list made by the good folks of townhall.


-Largest spending spree in American history
-The first president to hate his country
-First lady who loves the country for the first time ever
-A president with major Bush derangement syndrome
-The first president with a questionable birth certificate
-A president who rips on his country to appeal to failing countries and dictators
-Disarming our country and hating the 2nd amendment, heck, throw in the 1st while we're at it!
-Having an administration with more faults and accusations than our local prison
-Spent the most on his inauguration and the first to create a dance for his "majesty"
-Left his previous political city with a huge bill after his election night win
-Never voted against his party
-Openly criticized our military
-Never listens to political opposition
-Full of class envy, yet is rich himself
-Has a majority of the media drooling over him and protecting him
-Voted present as a senator
-Ignored his "subjects" also called American citizens
-Promised illegals amnesty for votes
-Only President that has a teleprompter that has seen him naked.
-Only President that wouldn't have a security clearance from the FBI given his associations, except that he's an elected official.
-Only President that said a marxist book written by Saul Alinsky was better than any class he took at Harvard.
-Only President that had lower standards for his church than Oprah Winfrey, who left after only two years because of the things Wright said
-Only President that released CIA intel when his own director warned him against it because it would benefit our enemies.
-- Apologizes for America at every opportunity
-- Gave his first "present" interview to Al Arabyia
-- Has no clue about official protocol and couldn`t care less
-- His wife manhandled Queen Elizabeth
-- Gives lousy gifts to heads of state
-- Bowed to Saudi King
-- Hugged Chavez and accepted his gift of a book filled with anti-American diatrabe
-- Listened for almost an hour to Ortega rant about the US and then pbho responded he was only a baby at the time and then he apologized for the Monroe Doctrine
-- The most pro choice, open to infantcide politician to walk the earth, would permit the tiny survivors of abortion to perish, cold and alone.
-- Use of the term "crisis" to undermine our economic integrity, not build it up.
-Only president to do Leno and make fun of special olympians.
-First President to have left wing domestic terrorist as a bff. (man-caused disaster)
-Ignores actual science in favor of promoting The Prophet Algoracle's Glo-Bull Warming fraud.
- Forged "a meaningful statement from the United Nations" regarding the NorK's missile launch. (stop)
- passing the largest economic stimulus bill in American history...that was completely non-stimulus and non-Constitutional.
-Made Ankle Grabbing to Dictators our Foreign Policy.
-The first administration to designate ALL vets as possible terrorists.
-The first administration to designate MOST Christians as possible terrorists.
-Against those that favor the enforcing of ALL Immigration Laws, calling those people who are a terrorist.
-A president who hates gun owners,  as you might be a terrorist.
-First President to look like he should be going to a prom instead of the Oval Office.
-First President who doesn't look old enough to borrow the car keys.
-First President to look like the geek who couldn't get a prom date when he was in high school....
-Remember before the inobamanation when pbho went to the youth center and painted walls in his slacks and spiffy white shirt? Well, he, Slow Joe the Veep and exPrez Billy J planted trees for Earth Day. pbho was photographed in white shirt, slacks and dress shoes using a hoe (no not flmo), the tool.
-How about the 1st president to ever admit that he "inhaled" Pot when he smoked it?
-Only Person considered doing 'the best job ever only 100 days into holding the office of President.
-The only president I know to let his followers worship him as the "messiah" and let them continue, therefore creating a giant ego.
-A president who thinks we are not a Christian nation
-He is the "CZAR President."
- First president with zombie followers
-An administration with as many gaffes as the three stooges- enter Obama, Biden, and Pelosi
-Has a first pet who he considers more important than his fellow citizens.
-A president that has no eloquence without a teleprompter.
-And last but not least, a president who has weakened our country's national security, divided our people by hating  half of us, celebrated laziness, punished those who have worked hard for their money, fired a ceo of a private corporation (whose to say who he'll fire next if he so chooses), hates our military and is indecisive in military tactics and force, is in love with failing societies, has very bad taste in friends,  and may be the president to lead our country from number one in the world to number 2, with a possibility of falling even more. A president who will enlarge the government to take away many personal liberties and the potentials of small business investments. A president who's tax cuts will have everybody paying, because of major inflation. Yeah, well done Obama. And this is ONLY his first 100 days.

By the way, is there anything he's actually accomplished or fixed?


A list compiled by these great minds:
Jesse
rackoons
dawndawn
Mrs. AL (Always Learning)
Sgt. Relic
Americansweetheart
The Crawfish
Georgetwin
Gray Ghost
BrianR
Jason
Jennifer
Sue
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First 100 days

Posted by Eric on Monday, April 20, 2009 11:22:00 PM
Sue posted a good article about the media and CNN's coverage of Obama's first hundred days in office. So, I thought I'd list a couple of accomplishments myself. What a great president, huh?

-Largest spending spree in American history
-The first president to hate his country
-First lady who loves the country for the first time ever
-A president with major Bush derangement syndrome
-The first president with a questionable birth certificate
-A president who rips on his country to appeal to failing countries and dictators
-Disarming our country and hating the 2nd amendment, heck, throw in the 1st while we're at it!
-Having an administration with more faults and accusations than our local prison
-Spent the most on his inauguration and the first to create a dance for his "majesty"
-Left his previous political city with a huge bill after his election night win
-Never voted against his party
-Openly criticized our military
-Never listens to political opposition
-Full of class envy, yet is rich himself
-Has a majority of the media drooling over him and protecting him
-Voted present as a senator
-Ignored his "subjects" also called American citizens
-Promised illegals amnesty for votes



I'm sure I missed some great achievements the one has accomplished lately, so I'll leave it to other "right wing extremists" to help me create a bigger list. Maybe we can send this to CNN to help them after Obama is finished with his apology tour around the world.

I plan to create a  full list out of your posts and comments and email it around showing the "greatness" that is Obama and his first 100 days. So come and share everything the one has done, and I'll finalize it up.
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I'd love to mess with Obama's teleprompter.

Posted by Eric on Monday, March 16, 2009 11:42:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQOD7sqkmXM

This video made me wonder if I could hack into the teleprompter and create something so insane that people would wonder what is going on! What would add to the hilarity would be if Obama continued to read the teleprompter without any thoughts whatsoever to what he is reading! For example a snippet from Obama's election night speech:

"I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington. It began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause."

_Now with a teleprompter change: My voting present never made me the likeliest candidate for this office. We started with your money and fake endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington, but in Cuba, the weather underground, and Argentina. It began in Bill Ayers' backyard, and in the living rooms of my long haired pal Blagovich and the front porches of black theologists. It was built by men and women who were duped into thinking I was conservative, and rich ceo's of whom I will throw under the bush later.

"It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation's apathy ... who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep.
It drew strength from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on doors of perfect strangers, and from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized and proved that more than two centuries later a government of the people, by the people, and for the people has not perished from the Earth.
This is your victory."

_Back to the changing of the teleprompter: It grew in strength from the young people who were indoctrinated and think we attacked Canada in WW2.... who left their homes and their families to spit on their troops, hate capitalism, Christianity, and refer to Sean Penn as smart. It drew strength from the old bitter people clinging to guns and their religion, from those "Honest" American's who work with Acorn and those who are dead that supported me, those who plagiarize speeches from previous politicians.

"When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can."

_When  laundry fell and Disneyworld threatened the world, Bob was there to witness the rise of the evil Americans and the pure evil of democracy. Yes we can screw you."

"She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "We Shall Overcome." Yes we can"

_Aliens were there for buses in Montgomery, the toilets in Birmingham, a ham sandwich in Selma, and Karl Marx in Atlanta who told a people that "We shall overcome democracy." Yes, we can screw you.

"A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can."

_An ape who played football on Mars, a beer was drank in Berlin, a world where mother nature's ugly cousin Global Warming and Darwin wrestle in a battle royale. And this millisecond, in this crowing of a new dictator, at gunpoint she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because in 895 years in America, through the best of times during my pot smoking years and the darkest hours of America's military terrrorist butt, Alinksy knows America can change to a third world country. Yes, we can screw you..


I'd love to mess with Obama's teleprompter!

 

 

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Night of the Obamabots

Posted by Eric on Monday, February 09, 2009 11:00:00 PM


Yes folks, the Obama disease is everywhere, even on our own website. Posters such as Koolmuse, Hal, Sophie, and Chloe really foaming at the mouth would rather laugh and avoid discussions or base their "facts" on so called logical sites such as MSNBC or CNN. Any normal human being in their right mind could see the drivel coming from those stations. I see the Obama disease or virus like I do with zombies. No thought, and only one thing on their mind. "Change" or "Hope." One bite, scratch, or saliva transfusion and all of a sudden you see Obama descending out of the clouds to Change things. You walk around expecting a check in the mail, terrorists to love us, and the current recession to magically disappear. The Infected showed up in droves at the inauguration. The infected drive around in their "green" cars thinking that they've helped save the earth from global warming. The infected believe being fair is everybody backing up Obama while continuation of Bush Derangement Syndrome. The infected believe that a stimulus plan is the only hope of recovering our current recession. The infected actually believe in socialism and believe that all classes, rich to poor, should be equal. The infected believe that rich people should spread the wealth, unless they're a rich democrat. The infected believe that government will solve all their problems and should intervene in our private sector. The infected believe abortion and Planned Parenthood actually teach responsibility. 

Now the question is..... How do we cure this disease? Can it be cured? Or will the infection wear off?





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