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Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner and the bill for all comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:


The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing like they do now with the present income tax structure.


The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59 of the bill.
So that is what the ten men decide to do.


The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you all are such good customers I am going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20”. Dinner for the 10 men now costs just $80...


The group still wanted to pay the bill the same way that they paid their taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free. But what about the other six men -- the Paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everybody would get his “Fair Share”?


They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to eat their meal…
So, the restaurant owner suggested it would be fair to reduce each mans bill roughly the same amount; and proceeded to work out the amounts each man would pay.


The fifth, like the first four now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth man now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings)
The seventh man now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings)
The eight man now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings)
The ninth man now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings)
The tenth man now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings)


Each of the six was better off then before. And the first four continued to eat for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings…


“I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man “but he got $10”…
“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. Its unfair that he got ten times more than me!?”
“That’s true”, shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploit’s the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth man and beat him up…


The next night the Tenth man did not show up for dinner, so the Nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half the bill!


And that Boys & Girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start eating overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier…





Here is an Article worth reading. Very funny. Courtesy of the Onion.



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The Obama Nanny State Story (Satire)

I awoke to phone call at 6 AM from Bob, my boss. He tells me I have to work 9 hours today to produce 17 widgets. (something we could have produced 2000 of in one day before Obama became president) Obama held a new law in 2010 that you only buy American. This was a serious setback, especially after the government took over 1/2 of America's industries and put in place government workers where the CEO's had been. I groaned, rolled out of bed, and looked out the window. I could hear someone from  a loudspeaker in a  hybrid, (all gas guzzlers were considered man-caused disasters since they pollute), claiming that the prophet (Al Gore) had found global warming in a cave and was to fight it in hand to hand combat. I heard my wife groan as she woke up and blinked at me a couple times. "I hate the job the government created for many of us house wives." I had to agree. Obama's new police force had women cleaning their clothes, which should be done themselves, but Obama said it was for the good of the nation. All they accomplish is walking around and taking dissenters to prison. Having work in one hour I turned on the green tv and found out Obama was holding a constitutional convention. During a speech last year he "accidentally" dropped a cigarette on our constitution ending it's legacy. He then decided the Democrats would create one anew, creating what they deemed necessary. I turned the channel since the Obama channel was on 24 hours a day. "Let's see, news, here we go." "Today's top story, Code Pink is being held hostage in Afghanistan after they confronted Al Queda, saying quote "They are meannie heads." "Sources say many were covered in burkas because they were very unattractive." "The UN is mad at our country giving less funds due to major inflation. They are also calling our president/dictator a coward, saying "your appeasement strategies have created many more enemies willing to wage war on Europe and Western Culture."

I walked out of the front door to pick up the Obama telegraph when I saw my neighbor Jack being taken away in handcuffs. He saw me and yelled all he did was tell a friend on the phone Obama looked a bit tired today. One of the Obama policemen said there was to be no dissention and I had to ask how is saying he's a bit tired dissention. He looked at me and asked "Are you willing to join him?" "No, nevermind sir." I knew where they were taking him. It started with many conservatives and republicans, being taken away to reeducation camps, and if they did not conform to the masses, they'd be taken away to jail. I was smart to hold my tongue, but I had really good friends taken away. One who returned was convinced that Obama actually descended from the clouds and that global warming could kill us all by 2020. He was a completely different person who now seems derived of rational thought. At that moment I heard the schoolbrid, as I called it, (hybrid school bus) pull up. My kids came running out and I had to stop them before they left. "What's going on today Cole?" "Today I'm going to review why republicans and white men are evil." I had to hold my tongue. "How about you Emily?" My teacher said we are to learn why our countries founding fathers are man-caused-disasters." "After that we are to have a class discussion on what other dangerous weapons should be banned." "I wish I could homeschool you two, but they'd drag me away to a reeducation camp." "Have a good day kids." (Guns have been banned, along with knives, swords, wires, feathered pillows, drumsticks, and currently the government was trying to ban hands because they can cause harm)

Heading to work in my Hybrid-Pelosi I drive past my old church, which is being torn down. Napolitano declared Christians a threat to state and banned the religion. I looked to my left and saw Green-Mart, (used to be Wal-Mart till the government took it over and stopped products coming from China being sold there) but the place looked desolate. As I stopped at a red, a wretched looking man popped up next to my window. "Please sir," he said, "the hospital denied a heart surgery for me because I'm too old. Could you spare me some money so I can fly to the middle east and get that surgery?" "I was very saddened by him, because I heard of many similiar events since Obama changed our healthcare system. At that moment Obama's police force came out of nowhere and seized him up for "disapproving"
of Obama's perfect healthcare.

At work I lazily attended my job. There was no motivation anymore. You couldn't work your way up the system anymore through hard work since the government told you where to work. In fact there wasn't much of a system remaing. After 5 boring hours of producing 9 widgets and 8 more to go I took my lunch break. I looked around and saw the rest of the workers in the same down mood I was feeling. There was no joy at work anymore. After lunch I worked the rest of my shift till I accomplished my set days work. I was only now thinking of the bar, where my entire company usually frequented after work, not to socialize, but to drink our cares away. Beer and Liquor were the only American made commodities that really sold well with what little money many of us had. Is pretty much the only escape we have from this dull, repetative life. On to the bar!

The bar was quiet but very crowded. The dark, dampness that surrounded the bar scene these days lost touch with the indoctrinated college students who were now forced to work in the government industries. Drunk driving, however, was skyrocketing beyond reasoning. It seemed a problem that can't be fixed, since the government was too busy fighting Global warming. I hung my head low in as an old song came on that reminded me of the good ol days before Obama became president. Man, America was great then.

I drove back home and before I arrived saw this flag waving high in the breeze.
So much for hope and change, huh? The conservatives were right. Elections have consequences. I arrived at home and said hello to my kids before going to bed. The government told me I had to work 10 hours tomorrow. Great, I thought. Can't wait.

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America the loved or America the hated? My message to Obama voters and to liberals




I've been pondering over the hatred and love against America by foreigners and locals and thought I'd share my opinions and thoughts with you. We know we are hated by such terrorists groups as the Taliban, Bill Ayers and his buddies, Uighurs,  the ACLU, and the United Nations (I just couldn't resist throwing those last two in) that hate everything down to our personal belief systems. They hate our freedoms, such as freedom of speech or religion, our freedoms to pursue happiness in the ways we see fit, the NUMBER 1 Military in the WORLD, our will to help other countries with military, missionary, or for their personal well beings with food or medical supplies, and a high standard of living. These are many things that we already know, but to liberals, it's different. Apparently most of the hatred started with Bush, ignoring the previous bombings, attacks, and open threats towards our leaders, military, and fellow citizens that have happened well before Bush attended college. It seems liberals tend to use the hatred towards our country as a political gain, forgetting completely the previous reasons I have listed. But I think this goes further, in that if we are so hated, why then do so many tourists, immigrants, and illegals come here? Why would so many people flock to a hated country?

Liberals and Obama voters: You voted for a man who represents this list. You voted for a man who wants to turn us into Europe, part 2. Do tell me why our country should be changed from the greatest superpower to have graced this earth to a failing heavyweight so far into debt that the ability to attain it's former success couldn't possibly be achieved. Why are we considered that shining light to many that immigrate here who want to achieve the American dream through hard work and motivation? And you liberals think we are hated because we dunked three men's, excuse me, TERRORIST'S heads for a certain amount of time into water to save you and other American lives?! Comon, think for a minute. Look at Europe, Africa, South America, and Asia's present mistakes compared to ours, and if you compare the atrocities committed in their countries and equalize them to the three swirlies here, you have the ideological rationality of an oak tree. (sorry oak trees). Only starting with the man you voted for,  we become more hated and less likely to receive the liberties many immigrants flock here for. He has started a full role reversal that will continue while he is in power, a tidal wave that will cover our former greatness into a sea of mediocracy.

No, you can't apologize to me like Obama does to foreign dictators. You should have looked into the man's policies before looking at his skin color.

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The first 100 days of Obama: A list


 


The first 100 days of Obama: A list made by the good folks of townhall.


-Largest spending spree in American history
-The first president to hate his country
-First lady who loves the country for the first time ever
-A president with major Bush derangement syndrome
-The first president with a questionable birth certificate
-A president who rips on his country to appeal to failing countries and dictators
-Disarming our country and hating the 2nd amendment, heck, throw in the 1st while we're at it!
-Having an administration with more faults and accusations than our local prison
-Spent the most on his inauguration and the first to create a dance for his "majesty"
-Left his previous political city with a huge bill after his election night win
-Never voted against his party
-Openly criticized our military
-Never listens to political opposition
-Full of class envy, yet is rich himself
-Has a majority of the media drooling over him and protecting him
-Voted present as a senator
-Ignored his "subjects" also called American citizens
-Promised illegals amnesty for votes
-Only President that has a teleprompter that has seen him naked.
-Only President that wouldn't have a security clearance from the FBI given his associations, except that he's an elected official.
-Only President that said a marxist book written by Saul Alinsky was better than any class he took at Harvard.
-Only President that had lower standards for his church than Oprah Winfrey, who left after only two years because of the things Wright said
-Only President that released CIA intel when his own director warned him against it because it would benefit our enemies.
-- Apologizes for America at every opportunity
-- Gave his first "present" interview to Al Arabyia
-- Has no clue about official protocol and couldn`t care less
-- His wife manhandled Queen Elizabeth
-- Gives lousy gifts to heads of state
-- Bowed to Saudi King
-- Hugged Chavez and accepted his gift of a book filled with anti-American diatrabe
-- Listened for almost an hour to Ortega rant about the US and then pbho responded he was only a baby at the time and then he apologized for the Monroe Doctrine
-- The most pro choice, open to infantcide politician to walk the earth, would permit the tiny survivors of abortion to perish, cold and alone.
-- Use of the term "crisis" to undermine our economic integrity, not build it up.
-Only president to do Leno and make fun of special olympians.
-First President to have left wing domestic terrorist as a bff. (man-caused disaster)
-Ignores actual science in favor of promoting The Prophet Algoracle's Glo-Bull Warming fraud.
- Forged "a meaningful statement from the United Nations" regarding the NorK's missile launch. (stop)
- passing the largest economic stimulus bill in American history...that was completely non-stimulus and non-Constitutional.
-Made Ankle Grabbing to Dictators our Foreign Policy.
-The first administration to designate ALL vets as possible terrorists.
-The first administration to designate MOST Christians as possible terrorists.
-Against those that favor the enforcing of ALL Immigration Laws, calling those people who are a terrorist.
-A president who hates gun owners,  as you might be a terrorist.
-First President to look like he should be going to a prom instead of the Oval Office.
-First President who doesn't look old enough to borrow the car keys.
-First President to look like the geek who couldn't get a prom date when he was in high school....
-Remember before the inobamanation when pbho went to the youth center and painted walls in his slacks and spiffy white shirt? Well, he, Slow Joe the Veep and exPrez Billy J planted trees for Earth Day. pbho was photographed in white shirt, slacks and dress shoes using a hoe (no not flmo), the tool.
-How about the 1st president to ever admit that he "inhaled" Pot when he smoked it?
-Only Person considered doing 'the best job ever only 100 days into holding the office of President.
-The only president I know to let his followers worship him as the "messiah" and let them continue, therefore creating a giant ego.
-A president who thinks we are not a Christian nation
-He is the "CZAR President."
- First president with zombie followers
-An administration with as many gaffes as the three stooges- enter Obama, Biden, and Pelosi
-Has a first pet who he considers more important than his fellow citizens.
-A president that has no eloquence without a teleprompter.
-And last but not least, a president who has weakened our country's national security, divided our people by hating  half of us, celebrated laziness, punished those who have worked hard for their money, fired a ceo of a private corporation (whose to say who he'll fire next if he so chooses), hates our military and is indecisive in military tactics and force, is in love with failing societies, has very bad taste in friends,  and may be the president to lead our country from number one in the world to number 2, with a possibility of falling even more. A president who will enlarge the government to take away many personal liberties and the potentials of small business investments. A president who's tax cuts will have everybody paying, because of major inflation. Yeah, well done Obama. And this is ONLY his first 100 days.

By the way, is there anything he's actually accomplished or fixed?


A list compiled by these great minds:
Jesse
rackoons
dawndawn
Mrs. AL (Always Learning)
Sgt. Relic
Americansweetheart
The Crawfish
Georgetwin
Gray Ghost
BrianR
Jason
Jennifer
Sue
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First 100 days

Sue posted a good article about the media and CNN's coverage of Obama's first hundred days in office. So, I thought I'd list a couple of accomplishments myself. What a great president, huh?

-Largest spending spree in American history
-The first president to hate his country
-First lady who loves the country for the first time ever
-A president with major Bush derangement syndrome
-The first president with a questionable birth certificate
-A president who rips on his country to appeal to failing countries and dictators
-Disarming our country and hating the 2nd amendment, heck, throw in the 1st while we're at it!
-Having an administration with more faults and accusations than our local prison
-Spent the most on his inauguration and the first to create a dance for his "majesty"
-Left his previous political city with a huge bill after his election night win
-Never voted against his party
-Openly criticized our military
-Never listens to political opposition
-Full of class envy, yet is rich himself
-Has a majority of the media drooling over him and protecting him
-Voted present as a senator
-Ignored his "subjects" also called American citizens
-Promised illegals amnesty for votes



I'm sure I missed some great achievements the one has accomplished lately, so I'll leave it to other "right wing extremists" to help me create a bigger list. Maybe we can send this to CNN to help them after Obama is finished with his apology tour around the world.

I plan to create a  full list out of your posts and comments and email it aroun
d showing the "greatness" that is Obama and his first 100 days. So come and share everything the one has done, and I'll finalize it up.
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Liberals mounting fear of the tea parties continue

I went behind enemy lines into the huffingtonpost to discern what their thoughts were on the upcoming tea parties. It really didn't surprise me the results that ensued! One article on tea bagging, saying she laughed so hard at the concept it was hard to "report." Another ripping on republicans blogging they live in an old world of anti-intellectualism. Another writer ripped on Glenn Beck saying their party is over with and America is fast becoming a one-party system.  This writer called Fox an inciter to get news and being politically biased. So, if my opinion wasn't deleted, you'd see a comment asking why MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC or other major news networks will be absent if they are so politcally unbiased. At least Fox will stand against the tide of liberal or "progressive" reporters too afraid to show disention amoung the populace. The article's writer rips on Glenn Beck, thinking that one who helps fundraise an event is so politcally biased they are bad. What about those who had tingle up their legs, or only ripped on republicans but not democrats? Any unbiasness from those reporters?  Do liberals really know the word hipocrite, or are they just that stupid?  Oh here's where it gets even more interesting. This made me laugh! A Tea party reporter to keep "track" of the movement!  We'll contact you shortly with further instructions.”

So, they need to contact these tea party "reporters" for instructions! Hmmmm, me thinks there's something more to this than is led on! Even if Fox is wrong about Acorns' attempts to sabatoge the tea party events, there's plenty of other liberal soldiers to do their dirty work. So liberals, if protesting on higher taxes is wrong, than what makes all of your protests right? Why is the protesting only restricted to those that agree with you? If you had it your way I'm sure you'd just shoot the protestors. Wait a minute. You hate guns too! Guess that couldn't work. But nevertheless, you are so afraid of  the uninformed listening to an opposition you'd do anything to quiet them. Kind of like the liberal news network did during the campaign and the gaffes that Obama and Biden have accomplished during their first few months in the white house and abroad.

These tea parties will be big, and we will be noticed. Paranoid writers, most of those at huffingtonpost, will continue to act strong and say the tea parties are full of anarchists and idiots, but know full well the implications if they are noticed across the country. After the tea parties, they'll post videos that make us look ignorant, stupid, hateful, and think that their blessed leader in the white house is safe from "dissenters." The liberal news networks will act like nothing happened, and we'll leave it to Fox to cover the reality that is occuring within our great country. Liberals are scared and they are showing it.

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Greenies are driving me CRAZY!!!!

I was at a grocery store last Saturday when I overheard two women ahead of me talking about the weather. Our weather had been snowy as of late, and it looked like a warming front was about to pass through our area. Patience, the realization of the stupidity of liberals, and simple amazement of ignorance, kept me from interrupting their conversation to tell them how STUPID and ANNOYING they presented themselves as. This was their conversation as I remember it.

Lady1(L1)- I hear there is some more snow on the way.

Lady2(L2)
- Yeah, it's cold out and the rest of the country seems to have varying weather. Oohhh, how I hate cold.

L1- Well, remember that the earth is warming. No matter how cold it is we are affecting the climate and it's up to us to help save it.

L2- Exactly. You should see my hybrid Prius. It gets 45 miles to the gallon, plus is not polluting like trucks and especially the corporations  you see uptown. I love to drive it around and show it off. It gets me so excited to know that I am saving the environment.

ME thinking((Eyes unblinking!)( Maybe I should switch lines))

L1- I hope that GM pulls through and stops making big trucks that pollute. Hopefully everybody will be driving hybrids in the future. We are so lucky to have an administration who realizes the danger that Al Gore pointed out in his movie. Everybody should play their part. I hope to buy a hybrid sometime when Obama's policies help recover the economy.

Me-(fists tighten)

L2- I know, right? Global Warming is happening. That is why the temperature have been warm to cold this winter. Look how it's affected our spring. We've had more snow here in the metro this spring than the winter.

L1- My neighbors husband drives this big pickup, Dodge I think, and I believe it's people like him who helped cause Global Warming. That record high of one day we had in January is proof that those trucks attribute to the earth's warming. But what's even worse is that they don't believe in Global Warming! Can you believe that?

L2- It's people like that who make me go crazy. They are insane not to believe it when it's been proved. 


They changed subjects after that. After payment, I walked into the parking lot and saw both ladies admiring Lady 2's hybrid.  She was gleaming like she had just saved the world. I'm sure these two ladies are good people, but their ignorance was astounding. I'm sure there are more people out there thinking the same thing. This whole green phase is NUTS! Green toilet paper, green cars,  or the taxation of animals for "expelling CO2." We are paying Globull Warming or global cooling enthusiasts in labs to solve NOTHING. I'd bet if two scientists were studying the same thing, the person who puts (from the effect of global warming, or how it effects global warming) would get the money. For example: Polar bear dietary substances. Now: Global warmings' affects on the Polar Bear diet. As stupid as this sounds, it most likely would get you that grant. This whole thing cascaded down from Al Gore's insistence on remaining in the spotlight. I don't think it mattered one bit what Al Gore would do to remain in the spotlight, just as long as he was being noticed. And as ridiculous as he looks from our view, he is revered as a saint to those who believe his drivel. It's a new way of living, or in some cases, a religion. These people should learn we have no effect on the climate, but as global warming has become a political agenda and not a science anymore, these people may never change their thinking.




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NUTS!

Bastogne, Germany in WW2 was not a great place to be. Strong resistance from the German Army stopped the U.S assault. The Germans thought to make the American Army surrender. "While we were still surrounded, on the morning of December 22, a German surrender party, consisting of two officers and two NCOs, and carrying a white flag, approached our perimeter in the area of our Glider Regiment, the 327th. The party was taken to a nearby platoon command post. While the enlisted men were detained the officers were blind folded and taken to the command post of the 327th where they presented their surrender ultimatum. The ultimatum in essence said the 101st's position was hopeless and that if we elected not to surrender a lot of bad things would happen."
The message was brought in to the Division Headquarters by Major Alvin Jones, the S-3, and Colonel Harper, the Regimental Commander. They brought the message to me, the G-3 and Paul Danahy, the G-2. My first reaction was that this was a German ruse, designed to get our men out of their fox holes. But be that as it might, we agreed that we needed to take the message up the line. We took it first to the acting Chief of Staff of the Division, Lt. Col. Ned Moore. With him, we took the message to the acting Division Commander General Tony McAuliffe. Moore told General McAuliffe that we had a German surrender ultimatum. The General's first reaction was that the Germans wanted to surrender to us. Col. Moore quickly disabused him of that notion and explained that the German's demanded our surrender. When McAuliffe heard that he laughed and said: "Us surrender? Aw, nuts!" the date was December 22nd, 1944


To the U.S.A. Commander of the encircled town of Bastogne.

"The fortune of war is changing. This time the U.S.A. forces in and near Bastogne have been encircled by strong German armored units. More German armored units have crossed the river Our near Ortheuville, have taken Marche and reached St. Hubert by passing through Hompre-Sibret-Tillet. Libramont is in German hands.
There is only one possibility to save the encircled U.S.A. troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town. In order to think it over a term of two hours will be granted beginning with the presentation of this note.
If this proposal should be rejected one German Artillery Corps and six heavy A. A. Battalions are ready to annihilate the U.S.A. troops in and near Bastogne. The order for firing will be given immediately after this two hours' term.
All the serious civilian losses caused by this artillery fire would not correspond with the well known American humanity."

Signed: The German Commander.

But then McAuliffe realized that some sort of reply was in order. He pondered for a few minutes and then told the staff, "Well I don't know what to tell them." He then asked the staff what they thought, and I spoke up, saying, "That first remark of yours would be hard to beat." McAuliffe said, "What do you mean?" I answered, "Sir, you said 'Nuts'." All members of the staff enthusiastically agreed, and McAuliffe decided to send that one word, "Nuts!" back to the Germans. McAuliffe then wrote down: "To the German Commander, "Nuts!" The American Commander."
McAuliffe then asked Col. Harper to deliver the message to the Germans. Harper took the typed message back to the company command post where the two German officers were detained. Harper then told the Germans that he had the American commanders reply. The German captain then asked, "Is it written or verbal?" Harper responded that it was written and added, "I will place it in your hand."
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Nuts. What a great response. It meant : GO TO HELL! The men at Bastogne fought a determined enemy, stuck in foxholes in the middle of winter, with little supplies and were forced to conserve ammo. The 101st airborne division comprised these great Americans. It's funny that the German response reminds me of the left, thinking that we'll surrender from a war that the Germans started in the first place, and are calling us inhumane? Does that remind you of what Obama said about our troops? Bombing civilians and air raiding villages? I suggest we send Obama tons of nuts and see if he gets the idea, just like Sue said about sending pig feet to the white house for the porkulus bill. He should receive the same respect he has given our troops! I don't think he understands that our troops are our country's greatest asset!

Here is a link to Ed Piniche, who experienced Bastogne, and I thank him for fighting for our great nation! http://kclibrary.lonestar.edu/peniche.html I try to talk to WW2 Vets about what they think of the new president. They wonder if they could have fought under Obama, but they'd fight for the US and its citizens anyday. I told my grandpa that we should send nuts to the whitehouse, and though my grandpa served in the pacific, he still got the joke, and readily agreed! I'd think I'd have to put NUTS on a teleprompter for Obama to get it!




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The Maginot Line, the U.S/Mexico border and histories lessons.

I was listening to some news about more trouble in Mexico, and on our borders, and for some reason the Maginot Line popped into my head. For those of you who need some brushing up on history, the Maginot Line was a line of concrete and steel defenses that stretched between Luxembourg and Switzerland along France's border with Germany. It had three interdependent fortified belts with anti-tank emplacements and pillboxes standing in front of bombproof artillery casements. Named after Andre Maginot, the French war minister at the time, it cost 7,000 francs to build and was claimed at the time to provide an impregnable defense against the German army. The Line has been blamed for the fall of France in 1940. I read somewhere that this was caused by a mixture of moral and political degeneration and blindness of  military authorities to the development of warfare after 1918. Now the French were cocking with beliefs that the Germans could never get through the line, but the Maginot Line was defeated not by a massive German mechanized outflanking maneuver which forced the collapse of the French military, the hasty but miraculous extrication of British and French forces at Dunkirk, and the surrender of the French nation. A very intriguing line, that seemed impenetrable, only to become a liability.

Now, you may be wondering where does this fit in with the current situation with Mexico and the border? Well, I was thinking that while Germany had many different reasons for the invasion of France, Mexico has been invading the U.S in different ways with different consequences, and I'll explain.Our borders have had many problems of very dangerous people, with no respect for the law, crossing into our great nation. In Mexico, cops are killed and bribes to judges occur all the time. Lawlessness seems to be running free in our neighboring country to the south, and drugs seem to pour across the border into our cities and states.

You've read how easily it was for the German Army to cause the surrender of the French because of political degeneration and the "we can't be hurt" attitude, and I see this is eerily similar to current situation. Now Mexico is not against us: illegals and the drug cartel seem to be though. Many illegal immigrants work for cash through cheap labor, and in return they travel back to Mexico to help their families. Now, I know that it's good that they help their family, but they also undercut many business here because of the cheap labor, and the money is not used in our economy whatsoever. The drug cartel rakes in cash and tends to leave dead bodies in their wake. Terrorists could find ways of sneaking into our southern borders if it weren't for the brave men and women on our border protecting us.

Now, I'm not advocating we build or do not build a wall on the border, as the Maginot Line, but our current political leaders with their amnesty ideal to gain voters bereft of the consequences  that it could instigate, which could continue to ignore people who shouldn't be in the country to dangerous and potentially disastrous ends. I mentioned t he Maginot Line because I see history repeating itself in a different situation. The potential degradation of America may come through politics and the "we can't be hurt" attitude. If we are to build a wall, I wouldn't mind. Certain programs or organizations (ACORN) could be cut for funding. I wonder, why many leftists protect illegals because of party affiliations and agendas, and forget the results that could affect this country. Whether or not our "leaders" increase the border patrol, or add an increase military presence there, we will continue to voice our concern for this subject. I just hope we don't become like the French in the 40's, and focus on other areas thinking little of the problems that are occurring on our countries doorstep.

I'd like to hear your take on this thought.

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I'd love to mess with Obama's teleprompter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQOD7sqkmXM

This video made me wonder if I could hack into the teleprompter and create something so insane that people would wonder what is going on! What would add to the hilarity would be if Obama continued to read the teleprompter without any thoughts whatsoever to what he is reading! For example a snippet from Obama's election night speech:

"I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington. It began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause."

_Now with a teleprompter change: My voting present never made me the likeliest candidate for this office. We started with your money and fake endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington, but in Cuba, the weather underground, and Argentina. It began in Bill Ayers' backyard, and in the living rooms of my long haired pal Blagovich and the front porches of black theologists. It was built by men and women who were duped into thinking I was conservative, and rich ceo's of whom I will throw under the bush later.

"It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation's apathy ... who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep.
It drew strength from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on doors of perfect strangers, and from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized and proved that more than two centuries later a government of the people, by the people, and for the people has not perished from the Earth.
This is your victory."

_Back to the changing of the teleprompter: It grew in strength from the young people who were indoctrinated and think we attacked Canada in WW2.... who left their homes and their families to spit on their troops, hate capitalism, Christianity, and refer to Sean Penn as smart. It drew strength from the old bitter people clinging to guns and their religion, from those "Honest" American's who work with Acorn and those who are dead that supported me, those who plagiarize speeches from previous politicians.

"When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can."

_When  laundry fell and Disneyworld threatened the world, Bob was there to witness the rise of the evil Americans and the pure evil of democracy. Yes we can screw you."

"She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "We Shall Overcome." Yes we can"

_Aliens were there for buses in Montgomery, the toilets in Birmingham, a ham sandwich in Selma, and Karl Marx in Atlanta who told a people that "We shall overcome democracy." Yes, we can screw you.

"A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can."

_An ape who played football on Mars, a beer was drank in Berlin, a world where mother nature's ugly cousin Global Warming and Darwin wrestle in a battle royale. And this millisecond, in this crowing of a new dictator, at gunpoint she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because in 895 years in America, through the best of times during my pot smoking years and the darkest hours of America's military terrrorist butt, Alinksy knows America can change to a third world country. Yes, we can screw you..


I'd love to mess with Obama's teleprompter!

 

 

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My thoughts on the visit from Britains Prime Minister Gordan Brown

I didn't hear about any of this until I stumbled on a snippet by the telegraph in UK. Gordan Brown has a right to be upset with Obama, besides the movies he gave the queen, and the return of the Churchill Bust. Oh, it gets even worse.. This is courtesy of telegraph.uk.

"Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president's surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk.
"

-Hmmm, does anybody else here think he didn't think twice to the sheer number of responsibilities of the president? Hello career politician who made president, and wonders why the most important job in the world is hard.

"A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama's inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to "even fake an interest in foreign policy."

-And you just figured this out? It was evident in his run for presidency. He doesn't care what happens in the world, just as long as he gets his pet project of changing America!

"But they concede that the mood music of the event was at times strained. Mr Brown handed over carefully selected gifts, including a pen holder made from the wood of a warship that helped stamp out the slave trade - a sister ship of the vessel from which timbers were taken to build Mr Obama's Oval Office desk. Mr Obama's gift in return, a collection of Hollywood film DVDs that could have been bought from any high street store, looked like the kind of thing the White House might hand out to the visiting head of a minor African state."

-Mr. Brown took the time to make sure that he was truly thinking of very intimate gifts that resounded in history. Obama showed his thought and caring mood by sending someone to Wal-Mart.

"Mr Obama rang Mr Brown as he flew home, in what many suspected was an attempt to make amends.The real views of many in Obama administration were laid bare by a State Department official involved in planning the Brown visit, who reacted with fury when questioned by The Sunday Telegraph about why the event was so low-key.The official dismissed any notion of the special relationship,saying: "Theres nothing special about Britain.You're just the same as the other 190 countries in the world. You shouldn't expect special treatment." The apparent lack of attention to detail by the Obama administration is indicative of what many believe to be Mr Obama's determination to do too much too quickly."

- Way to go Obama. First give Brown an incredibly stupid gift that has nothing to do with Britain or our shared history, and then have Britain dismissed as a specially treated country. Yeah, just because they're our close ally doesn't give them any credit at all. And their help in Afghanistan and Iraq apparently means absolutely nothing. 


"In addition to passing the largest stimulus package and the largest budget in US history, Mr Obama is battling a plummeting stock market, the possible bankruptcy of General Motors, and rising unemployment. He has also begun historic efforts to achieve universal healthcare, overhaul education and begin a green energy revolution all in his first 50 days in office. The Sunday Telegraph understands that one of Mr Obama's most prominent African American backers, whose endorsement he spent two years cultivating, has told friends that he detects a weakness in Mr Obama's character."The one real serious flaw I see in Barack Obama is that he thinks he can manage all this," the well-known figure told a Washington official, who spoke to this newspaper. "He's underestimating the flood of things that will hit his desk." A Democratic strategist, who is friends with several senior White House aides, revealed that the president has regularly appeared worn out and drawn during evening work sessions with senior staff in the West Wing and has been forced to make decisions more quickly than he is comfortable."

-He's only helping increase our debt anyway. And you say you find weakness in his character? So where were you during the entire race, instead of seeing an inexperienced liar from a very corrupt city, seeing a knight in shining armor with heroic abilities to magically save the world? It's like a very drunk man who picks up a girl and wakes up to find she's overweight, unattractive, and quite possibly a cross-dresser: thinking, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!  Yes, picking someone who votes present and is too afraid to go against his party was a very bad idea. The ability to speak off a teleprompter and the ability to lead are two different things. Do you think a man whom has had very little difficult decions to make in his past help make a great president, or was it because he's half black? Britain has a right to be mad at this man, as does everybody here in the U.S. He had thrown his friends, enemies, and other countries under the Bus. He does not care about anybody else except his status, his beliefs, and hatred of America. I don't want to say I told you so, but many of us who post here have the right to do it, except many of us aren't that mean. We were blogging, posting, writing letters, and of course on the radio telling who Obama really was and that our expectations of him were very poor. Well, look whats happening. Very sad this had to happen to us, especially during a recession.  Of course the media won't report this, being a very dangerous thing for Obama's popularity. Anything negative about Obama is usually attacked and sought after by Obama's lapdogs. More people need to hear about what truly comes out of Obama's mouth when no cameras are around. Pennsylvania certainly knows this.







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Ethics on the left, or lack thereof

Today's liberal ethics are indeed a hard thing to find, like the fountain of youth, the elusive Bigfoot, or Roswell New Mexico's Alien fiasco! Not only can you see it in our current administration, you see it all around you. For example. Whether or not you are a Christian or not, you might agree that secular societies do not work, ie the U.S.S.R. Such words as “Christ” and “Gospel” were considered a threat to the existence of the Soviet regime. And this regime could not tolerate not only the Christian teaching, but also any teaching of the truth and love. Their constant attack on Christianity these days, while staying politically correct to others such as Islam, really makes you wonder why the teachings of Christ scares them so much. I've always wondered why the belief through Christ for eternal salvation is evil. Do they think we were part of the Crusades? Here on townhall we are called religious zealots or bigots, and just because we believe in the definition of marraige, we are called homophobes.

"You did it so we can to." That is the reason they support the stimulus bill. They always go to Bush and his $2 trillion in 8 years, and support Obama matching that in one month! How does that justify anything? I agree Bush wasn't the most fiscal president, but to promote hypocracy because of political affiliation is as stupid as being kicked in the groin, and asking to be kicked again thinking it won't hurt. Their class envy makes absolutely no sense, except to gain votes of the stupid. Hey, Bob just started a business and is working all the time to make or break. Lets tax him up the wazoo because he has money! Yaaayyyy! Now Joey who sits around drinking beer all day will get free money! Wait a minute, why did Bob close his business? Under Obama and his administration, his tax "cuts" are a clear sign of what's coming. Why should "evil" rich people create jobs and prosperity for our country? And those who give to charity should be taxed for the money they give. After all, why should individuals help anybody when the government can do it, right? The Dow Jones is showing it's respect for Obama and it's policies! The sad thing is, if Obama keeps this up, and the Dow Jones keeps going down, it could take years to recover.

Iraq and Afghanistan. Now there are two huge political debates for both sides. Both were voted by both parties for war, and we are still in both countries. Now, I'd like to have this opportunity to say God Bless our troops, and say thank you for your service, no matter what war you were in. Here is a vid showing the compassion held by some of the left or "progressives" for our brave soldiers. Progressive "compassion for our troops video". The democrats used the unpopularity of Iraq for their benefit, which helped lead to Obama's presidency. Unfortunately there are many successes that go unreported, unless its an American or civilian death. And what's even worse is Obama's leaving 50,000 troops stationed in Iraq, adding more to Afghanistan, and the media will report the half truths spinning that Obama is the savior. I wouldn't call 50,000 troops in Iraq pulling all our troops out! What are they, civilians all dressed the same equipped  with American weaponry who just happen to be from America? Why isn't that being reported? So Obama lied and though he said he'd bring our soldiers home, more are on their way to Afghanistan. He's gone back on his word, and the liberals support this! Last year they were screaming to bring them home! What's with the 180? I guess wars are only justified if someone with their political affiliation is in power. The same constant vigilance that Bush has kept since 9/11 should continue being implemented in our society. While we're at the war discussion, if "Bush lied people died" was true, then 'Obama lied people died can be used." Why don't we go back and say "Carter lied the economy died!"

The last thing I'd like to rant on is indoctrination. I guarentee you will like this clip from American Carol that came out in 2008: Indoctrination dance! American Carol. Since I went to a smaller, private University, I missed out on alot of the indoctrination fun! One of my professors even went on to say he liked Bush and told us not to believe in Global Warming! Pretty brave guy. My fiancee though, goes to Colorado State University for her Masters in Literature. Plenty of pure liberal drivel being spewed at the students every class period. My fiancee said one of her professors said flat out he can't wait to change America into a socialist model under Obama,  hoping to convert to communism someday. Amazing huh! Another one of her professors spewed 50 minutes of how Sarah Palin is stupid. That's money well spent. If I didn't want to dig myself into more debt, I'd work on my masters and become a teacher, trying to give the kids a both sides view, not I'm right and their wrong. Let the kids make their own decisions. I've been a flight instructor for almost a year, and have been complemented on my teaching style. I have a very good friend who became a teacher 2 years ago, and is chastized by her co-workers for her conservative views. They actually told her she was indoctrinated at college! When she told me this I almost cried I laughed so hard.

Another video from American Carol: ACLU ZOMBIES Attack the 10 commandments in a court room!
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The Obama Action figure

Yes folks, I'm thinking of creating a new Obama Action figure fully equipped with the constitution burning from his cigarette. Also equipped with a pull string showing his values! Pull the string and you will hear: Obama's bipartisanship- I won you lost! Obama showing his love of the military- We are just air raiding villages and killing civilians! Obama's patriotic friends- I don't regret setting the bombs, Bill Ayers said. "I feel like we didn't do enough." Obama on his love for the great people in Pennsylvania:  And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.” Obama's class for the opposing candidates: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Obama's imiginary thoughts (actual quote here): On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong. Obama's knowledge of our (50) states: I've now been in 57 states. Obama's love of each race: The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society.


Yes folks get your Obama action figure right now, and you'll receive members of his administration. You'll get Eric Holder with a tee-shirt that says Cowards, Rahm Emanuel with a dead fish wrapped up ready to mail, Joe Biden with speeches he can plagiarize right in front of you! You'll also get a Pelosi doll where you can inject here with botox in a specially made needle. Watch as her face becomes so incredibly stiff you couldn't tell what mood she is in! Get Harry Reid with a "voluntary tax form."  Hillary in front of a press box talking about her love of Bill with "If I didn’t kick his A$$ every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.”  You even great "bipartisan" journalists such as Christ Matthews, who's leg tingles.

These action figure and dolls could either be collectables, or you child's favorite toy! What is the cost of this entire set of action figures you ask? Why, only as much as the stimulus bill! Yes folks, this is an opportunity that you cannot miss. Sign your life away to socialism and you get to spread the wealth too!

Warning: Action figures cause severe stomach cramps, anger, laughter, an invisible I.Q. lowering field, the urge to punch somebody, loss of common sense, the urge to spend other peoples money, laziness,  and an anti-American thought. We are not responsible for the side effects.
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An Obama townhall meeting - (In my view)

Speaker: "Welcome! Welcome to the townhall meeting about our mortgage crisis. And now the messiah himself Obama!"
(some applause, but lots of cricket chirps).

Obama
: "Thank you thank you. Where is my teleprompter? I can't do this without it?"

Speaker
:" Sir, this is a townhall meeting. You are supposed to answer questions by members of the audience. None of this is scripted."

Obama
: "Oh, ummmm, uhhhh, ummmm, OK. So I'm here to tell you a little about what my mortgage idea in my stimulus bill will involve. Ummmmm, I forgot what it involves, but I know people will be getting money to pay mortgages, I think. Anyway any, ummmm, uhhh, ummmmmmm, questions?

Audience member 1
:' Yes, Mr. President, I have a question."

Obama:
" Call me King."

A.M.1
: "But you're not a king, you're president."

Obama
: 'Cough'"Until I change the constitution, 'Cough'. What is your question?"

A.M.1
: "Who does one qualify for this money, and whom will be paying for this?

Obama
: "Well, ummm, look to your left. Ok, look to your right. Ok, they will be paying form my, oops, I mean your bills."

A.M.1
: "But Bob here on my right shouldn't have bought his house in the first place. He used bad loans with horrible interest rates thinking that he will pay it off in the future, but instead decided to buy plasma tv's, an X-Box 360, and buys massive amounts of beer and sits around playing that all day. It's his fault that he can't pay his mortgage, why should I have to fund a fat idiot?"

Obama
: "Because it's the ONLY way that America can survive, by using your money to spread the wealth around and help everybody! Isn't that the greatest thing you have ever heard? It's Bush's fault you can't pay for your house anyways."

A.M.1
: "What are you talking about? America was prospering till the Democratic congress came...."

Obama
(interupting)"Next question please."

A.M.2
: Mr. Obama, I immigrated from Russia hoping that I could live the American dream as I've heard of many other immigrants doing. I had to read about American history and take the test to become an American citizen. Don't you think what you are doing is wrong? I lived during the days of the U.S.S.R and I do not like where you are heading under your administration. Don't you think...."

Obama
:
((Thinking)Man, these questions are hard, I'll call on someone else)) "Next question."

A.M.2
: "But.."

Obama
: "NEXT QUESTION."

Obamabot
:"Oh man, Oh God, oh praise Jesus, I'm so happy you could take the time out to come here and grace this hall with your magnificent presence. I pray to your bobble head doll every night. My question is this. I work at a lemonade stand on 43rd and broadway with my boyscout buddies in a joint operation. They sell popcorn and I sell homeade lemonade. I've worked there for four years and can't find another job. Now is there a chance a guy like me can possibly receive a bonus?"

Obama
:"I can promise you I will find you rich ceo's of corporations, limit their salaries to $100,000, and the other $300,000's will be spread to people such as yourself. (as long as the CEO's republican)."

Obamabo
t:"Oh thank you thank you thank you! Can you make a sperm donation so I can continue your legacy in my wife?" (audience groans).

A.M.2
" (stands up looking disgusted)"Spreading the Weath? Thats Socialism!"

Obama
:"Racist! Get that man out of here." (the russian immigrant is surrounded and taken within minutes, most likely shot) Next question please."

A.M.3
: "Sir, don't you think that this will benefit those who are lazy and promote laziness? I've worked hard for my home, barely have made payments to send my kids to college, and my husband is battling lieukemia. Now, because I made sacrifices in my life, but worked HARD for my family, I'm being punished by your bill. That does not make sense to me. Since when do Americans decide to reward the lazy by robbing its' workers?"

Obama
:"Fine, I'll answer your question, but I'm guessing your an angry republican who only thinks your ideals work. The rich have been a plague on this country, stealing from the poor while living a life of luxury that nobody else here knows about. The rich do not deserve what they have, and the poor deserve more. It was because of Bush.....(Audience tunes out, because everybody has heard the same old excuses).... (oh, it looks like Obama's wrapping up his speech, so back to Obama's ramblings) .. and BIG HOUSES FOR EVERYBODY! YAAAAAY!"

Speaker
:
"Well, it has been a pleasant meeting, huh folks? I'm sure your all sold on the idea that this mortgage crisis will be solved by next May and there will be no rich(except democrats) and no poor folks. Well folks, goodnight and tomorrow Obama will walk across the Atlantic Ocean to Europe. Obama bless America."




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Night of the Obamabots



Yes folks, the Obama disease is everywhere, even on our own website. Posters such as Koolmuse, Hal, Sophie, and Chloe really foaming at the mouth would rather laugh and avoid discussions or base their "facts" on so called logical sites such as MSNBC or CNN. Any normal human being in their right mind could see the drivel coming from those stations. I see the Obama disease or virus like I do with zombies. No thought, and only one thing on their mind. "Change" or "Hope." One bite, scratch, or saliva transfusion and all of a sudden you see Obama descending out of the clouds to Change things. You walk around expecting a check in the mail, terrorists to love us, and the current recession to magically disappear. The Infected showed up in droves at the inauguration. The infected drive around in their "green" cars thinking that they've helped save the earth from global warming. The infected believe being fair is everybody backing up Obama while continuation of Bush Derangement Syndrome. The infected believe that a stimulus plan is the only hope of recovering our current recession. The infected actually believe in socialism and believe that all classes, rich to poor, should be equal. The infected believe that rich people should spread the wealth, unless they're a rich democrat. The infected believe that government will solve all their problems and should intervene in our private sector. The infected believe abortion and Planned Parenthood actually teach responsibility. 

Now the question is..... How do we cure this disease? Can it be cured? Or will the infection wear off?





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