Michael Moore will be back and loved by the communist, corporation- hating -hippies with another movie coming out this October called Capitalism, a Love Affair. The insane-mental escaped patient decided that this mess we're in is from Capitalism, and would rather have a "wonderful" communistic rule as with Cuba. It would be truly amazing to believe this gargantuan missing link who dropped out of college to know the reasons why there was a global collapse. This is also a hairy brontosaurus who doesn't believe we're in a terrorist threat, and who hates the 2nd amendment, but is a card carrying NRA member saying, "that he joined so as to be elected its president and then dismantle the organization." Apparently this hairy whale knows America's economic woes and will save us all from evil corporations and capitalism. The hairy hippo also thought that the movie would be a nice romantic date. Honestly, I'd rather play in traffic than see one of his movies. I'd rather bathe in blood and jump in shark infested waters than even hear that hairy blimps name. Yeah, I make fun of him being hairy and fat, but I'm sure this man has his own gravitational pull. If I threw a tomato at him it'd be caught and would start floating around him as the earth around the sun. The man's so hairy he probably shaves with a lawnmower. And I bet he smells so bad he could make a garbage bin seem like a flowery meadow full of lilacs on a nice rainy spring morning. The man fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down before rolling and bringing down the rest of the forest, causing an earthquake while slightly moving earth's orbit. The ape's clothes style is like waking up a frozen caveman and taking him to Wal-Mart. And I have no doubt that huge abominable snowman eats as much as the entire continent of Africa. I bet when he goes to the zoo the people throw him peanuts.  If he'd float in the ocean someone would try to claim him as a new island. He probably exhales as much CO2 as does a volcano erupting. This man does not respect America and I don't respect him, as you can plainly see. I hope movie theaters reject this movie and only gets played in some backwater movie theater next to a toxic waste dump.

Sue posted a good article about the media and CNN's coverage of Obama's first hundred days in office. So, I thought I'd list a couple of accomplishments myself. What a great president, huh?

-Largest spending spree in American history
-The first president to hate his country
-First lady who loves the country for the first time ever
-A president with major Bush derangement syndrome
-The first president with a questionable birth certificate
-A president who rips on his country to appeal to failing countries and dictators
-Disarming our country and hating the 2nd amendment, heck, throw in the 1st while we're at it!
-Having an administration with more faults and accusations than our local prison
-Spent the most on his inauguration and the first to create a dance for his "majesty"
-Left his previous political city with a huge bill after his election night win
-Never voted against his party
-Openly criticized our military
-Never listens to political opposition
-Full of class envy, yet is rich himself
-Has a majority of the media drooling over him and protecting him
-Voted present as a senator
-Ignored his "subjects" also called American citizens
-Promised illegals amnesty for votes



I'm sure I missed some great achievements the one has accomplished lately, so I'll leave it to other "right wing extremists" to help me create a bigger list. Maybe we can send this to CNN to help them after Obama is finished with his apology tour around the world.

I plan to create a  full list out of your posts and comments and email it around showing the "greatness" that is Obama and his first 100 days. So come and share everything the one has done, and I'll finalize it up.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQOD7sqkmXM

This video made me wonder if I could hack into the teleprompter and create something so insane that people would wonder what is going on! What would add to the hilarity would be if Obama continued to read the teleprompter without any thoughts whatsoever to what he is reading! For example a snippet from Obama's election night speech:

"I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington. It began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause."

_Now with a teleprompter change: My voting present never made me the likeliest candidate for this office. We started with your money and fake endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington, but in Cuba, the weather underground, and Argentina. It began in Bill Ayers' backyard, and in the living rooms of my long haired pal Blagovich and the front porches of black theologists. It was built by men and women who were duped into thinking I was conservative, and rich ceo's of whom I will throw under the bush later.

"It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation's apathy ... who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep.
It drew strength from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on doors of perfect strangers, and from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized and proved that more than two centuries later a government of the people, by the people, and for the people has not perished from the Earth.
This is your victory."

_Back to the changing of the teleprompter: It grew in strength from the young people who were indoctrinated and think we attacked Canada in WW2.... who left their homes and their families to spit on their troops, hate capitalism, Christianity, and refer to Sean Penn as smart. It drew strength from the old bitter people clinging to guns and their religion, from those "Honest" American's who work with Acorn and those who are dead that supported me, those who plagiarize speeches from previous politicians.

"When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can."

_When  laundry fell and Disneyworld threatened the world, Bob was there to witness the rise of the evil Americans and the pure evil of democracy. Yes we can screw you."

"She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "We Shall Overcome." Yes we can"

_Aliens were there for buses in Montgomery, the toilets in Birmingham, a ham sandwich in Selma, and Karl Marx in Atlanta who told a people that "We shall overcome democracy." Yes, we can screw you.

"A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can."

_An ape who played football on Mars, a beer was drank in Berlin, a world where mother nature's ugly cousin Global Warming and Darwin wrestle in a battle royale. And this millisecond, in this crowing of a new dictator, at gunpoint she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because in 895 years in America, through the best of times during my pot smoking years and the darkest hours of America's military terrrorist butt, Alinksy knows America can change to a third world country. Yes, we can screw you..

I'd love to mess with Obama's teleprompter!

 

 

I didn't hear about any of this until I stumbled on a snippet by the telegraph in UK. Gordan Brown has a right to be upset with Obama, besides the movies he gave the queen, and the return of the Churchill Bust. Oh, it gets even worse.. This is courtesy of telegraph.uk.

"Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president's surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk."

-Hmmm, does anybody else here think he didn't think twice to the sheer number of responsibilities of the president? Hello career politician who made president, and wonders why the most important job in the world is hard.

"A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama's inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to "even fake an interest in foreign policy."

-And you just figured this out? It was evident in his run for presidency. He doesn't care what happens in the world, just as long as he gets his pet project of changing America!

"But they concede that the mood music of the event was at times strained. Mr Brown handed over carefully selected gifts, including a pen holder made from the wood of a warship that helped stamp out the slave trade - a sister ship of the vessel from which timbers were taken to build Mr Obama's Oval Office desk. Mr Obama's gift in return, a collection of Hollywood film DVDs that could have been bought from any high street store, looked like the kind of thing the White House might hand out to the visiting head of a minor African state."

-Mr. Brown took the time to make sure that he was truly thinking of very intimate gifts that resounded in history. Obama showed his thought and caring mood by sending someone to Wal-Mart.

"Mr Obama rang Mr Brown as he flew home, in what many suspected was an attempt to make amends.The real views of many in Obama administration were laid bare by a State Department official involved in planning the Brown visit, who reacted with fury when questioned by The Sunday Telegraph about why the event was so low-key.The official dismissed any notion of the special relationship,saying: "Theres nothing special about Britain.You're just the same as the other 190 countries in the world. You shouldn't expect special treatment." The apparent lack of attention to detail by the Obama administration is indicative of what many believe to be Mr Obama's determination to do too much too quickly."

- Way to go Obama. First give Brown an incredibly stupid gift that has nothing to do with Britain or our shared history, and then have Britain dismissed as a specially treated country. Yeah, just because they're our close ally doesn't give them any credit at all. And their help in Afghanistan and Iraq apparently means absolutely nothing. 

"In addition to passing the largest stimulus package and the largest budget in US history, Mr Obama is battling a plummeting stock market, the possible bankruptcy of General Motors, and rising unemployment. He has also begun historic efforts to achieve universal healthcare, overhaul education and begin a green energy revolution all in his first 50 days in office. The Sunday Telegraph understands that one of Mr Obama's most prominent African American backers, whose endorsement he spent two years cultivating, has told friends that he detects a weakness in Mr Obama's character."The one real serious flaw I see in Barack Obama is that he thinks he can manage all this," the well-known figure told a Washington official, who spoke to this newspaper. "He's underestimating the flood of things that will hit his desk." A Democratic strategist, who is friends with several senior White House aides, revealed that the president has regularly appeared worn out and drawn during evening work sessions with senior staff in the West Wing and has been forced to make decisions more quickly than he is comfortable."

-He's only helping increase our debt anyway. And you say you find weakness in his character? So where were you during the entire race, instead of seeing an inexperienced liar from a very corrupt city, seeing a knight in shining armor with heroic abilities to magically save the world? It's like a very drunk man who picks up a girl and wakes up to find she's overweight, unattractive, and quite possibly a cross-dresser: thinking, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!  Yes, picking someone who votes present and is too afraid to go against his party was a very bad idea. The ability to speak off a teleprompter and the ability to lead are two different things. Do you think a man whom has had very little difficult decions to make in his past help make a great president, or was it because he's half black? Britain has a right to be mad at this man, as does everybody here in the U.S. He had thrown his friends, enemies, and other countries under the Bus. He does not care about anybody else except his status, his beliefs, and hatred of America. I don't want to say I told you so, but many of us who post here have the right to do it, except many of us aren't that mean. We were blogging, posting, writing letters, and of course on the radio telling who Obama really was and that our expectations of him were very poor. Well, look whats happening. Very sad this had to happen to us, especially during a recession.  Of course the media won't report this, being a very dangerous thing for Obama's popularity. Anything negative about Obama is usually attacked and sought after by Obama's lapdogs. More people need to hear about what truly comes out of Obama's mouth when no cameras are around. Pennsylvania certainly knows this.