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Some differences between liberals and Conservatives

Conservatives believe in freedom, responsibility, and self reliance.

Liberals believe in government restrictions and collectives.

Conservatives believe in right and wrong.

Liberals feel nothing is wrong, unless a conservative believes something is.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he simply doesn't go to church

The non-believing liberals demand that the church be censored due to hate speech.

If a conservative does not like a talk show host, they simply switch the station.

If a liberal does not like a talk show host, they demand the station be shut down or censored.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, we weigh decisions on how to oppose and/or defeat it.

If a liberal sees an enemy they do their best to appease them.

A conservative will thank a soldier for their service.

A liberal will scoff at them.

If a conservative does not like guns they simply do not buy them.

If a liberal doesn't like guns they make sure no one else can have them.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they simply won't eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, they'll want to ban meat products altogether.

If a conservative sees a US flag, their heart fills with pride.

If a liberal sees the US flag, their heart fills with shame.

Conservatives see illegal immigrants as lawbreakers due to their inability or lack thereof to gain green cards or US citizenship.

Liberals see illegal immigrants as potential democratic voters and sob story cases.

Conservatives don't want to know what goes on in your bedroom.

Liberals support those who do for votes.

Conservatives realize how dangerous repeat offenders are and know most cannot be reasoned with.

Liberal compassion results in repeat offenders and worse offenses.

Conservatives will look at both sides of the scientific equation before taking a stance, such as Global Warming.

Liberals will blindly believe anybody with a D in front of their name and never takes an oppositions viewpoint, except out of context.

Conservatives will track down a saying or stance to make sure that the person said it.

Liberals simply make one up.

Conservatives learn from history and use that information to make sure mistakes aren't recreated.

Liberals create their own history and recreate mistakes made.

Conservative policies encourage new inventions to better the human condition through our economic society.

Liberal policies kill motivation and risky financial investments taken by small businesses or companies.

Conservatives debate using facts and will admit when their wrong.

Liberals debate through insulting, emotional sob stories, and I've only heard one liberal admit they were wrong.

Conservative protests are peaceful, yet powerful, and the areas remain clean.

Liberal protests end in arrests, looting, massive deployment of police departments with riot gear and the area is trashed.

Conservatives know many more people are conservative, even if they do not know.

Liberals believe the conservative movement is dying, though conservatives outnumber liberals.



I believe I've merely touched on the differences. Add your own if you have any.


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Lady Liberty as a liberal

Lady Liberties original words in 1903 went as this..

Give me your tired, your poor
Your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free.
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest – lost to me.
I lift my lamp beside the golden door
.


The liberals new lady Liberty as they would want it I think would say this.. ( I rhymed from the original)

Give me your paycheck, your bibles, and more
Your socialistic values, under government occupancy
Evil capitalists in education camps galore
Execute those, conservatives, opposition-who think they are free
Or the state will show up with a gun at your door


This is a poem I just came up with on a whim. A liberals fantasy's come true in a crappy America ran by libs. Let me know what you think of it, as well as the "remake up above."

Give me your paycheck, your bible and more
or the government with guns will show up at your door
Capitalism is long past certainly dead
an old fantasy surely stuck in your head
Get out of your head things like freedom and invention
for the government does not tolerate dissension
Peace will reign throughout the land
as we tattoo a computer code on every citizen's hand
There will be no other nations to hate us you see
as we will become an isolationist country

Health care will be free and given to all
who can take surgery with just knives and alcohol
Just like Cuba our health care will be
where you wait in line, bleeding and in need
Random colorful pills will be given to those who wait
where even the nurse cannot guess your fate
Could it be a tic-tac, a throat drop, just wait and see
 you'll most likely end up as stiff as that tree

Global Warming won't seem so dire
as we regulate everything down to a campfire
We'll dump industries, trucks, and improve our moods
as we also dump fiber inducing foods
We'll put diapers on livestock, pets, and pigs
and maybe give them some lipstick and wigs
We'll change marriage and let man marry man
woman marry woman and maybe a frying pan
All can marry any sex and age as they please
even a gender confused hippy with fleas
How bout that tree or that can of beer
A tractor, a pizza, or even a deer

There will be no difference in status or class you see
it's only what the state will let you be
And that is equality for all who dwell here
except for the state who rules by fear
The state will tell you your day to day deals
when to shower, sleep, or consume a meal
They will tell you when to work and when to go home
they will tell you how long you can talk on a phone
Any emotions such as anger, dissension, or hesitation
means the end of your life, your expiration

So welcome to the New America as you see
where everything is based under all equality
Except the leaders who "changed" it all
who own everything within a beckoning call
We citizens are just peons, walking trash bins
a result from the ever enchanting "Change we can Believe in."














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Top 10 reasons why I could never become a liberal




1. I believe in the constitution and our amendments. Written in 1787, ratified in 1788, and in operation since 1789, the United States Constitution is the world’s longest surviving written charter of government. Its first three words – “We The People” – affirm that the government of the United States exists to serve its citizens. Liberals tend to either ignore these words, take them out of context, or flat out oppose them. They also believe that amendments, such as the first only apply to them. The second amendment is being attacked, and I have no doubt that the fourth amendment could be violated in this administration. I'm sure that the other amendments could come under fire from this administration. I believe it's under our constitution and the founders ideas that made this country great.

2. I am a Christian American before I name my political status. I see liberals posting here all the time who would follow their political leader, no matter how bad or dangerous his/her policies are, just because they are in power. It doesn't matter if these policies could potentially destroy our great nation into a 2nd to 3rd rate failing country, they'd continue supporting them. If I agree that a politicians stance could better our country, I'd support them. Many liberals do not seem to comprehend this. This is what I see with Obama and his followers. Obama could accomplish the exactly what Bush did, and he'd be praised while Bush would be ridiculed for the exact same stance.

3. I believe in our military and a strong national defense. Our military, along with our veterans, are our country's greatest asset. We are stationed all over the world, and I believe they are taken for granted by our very own citizens. Many liberals I've heard comment on this are applauding our cutting back on military spending, all the while disarming our national defense systems. The liberal mindset believes this will create a more peaceful, loveable country by those we have (in their words) "terrorized," but in fact has opened our borders for an easy attack on American soil. The American military, to many around the world, is a beacon of hope to those who suffer under persecution from their government, such as those under the former Saddam regime. They give a taste of freedom that we here in America enjoy every day.

4. I believe in capitalism and the spirit of American Entrepenurialship. Right now both of these concepts are being attacked and destroyed. Many liberals who support Obama also defend his "spread the wealth." Not only are your beliefs destroying the great American market, they are destroying incentive. I believe in hard work and personal success, which in turn benefits others as well as the overall well-being of this nation. If Obama's true beliefs were to come true, the government would dictate how much we make, and those who make a certain amount are taxed to oblivion because of the former market concept that made them a a successful business in the first place. Also, who would want to work hard when there is no means of a bonus or receiving a promotion showing you are an asset to your company. What made America so amazing are those great minds who started out small, growing into a major corporation and living the American dream. Liberals who voted for Obama believe in entitlement, and that those successful businessmen or women should have their wealth given to those who do not contribute at all to our society, except in beer and satellite TV. Through this I believe our standard of living will go down, laziness will grow, and our country's economy will be surpassed. I believe in hard work and your own definition of success too much to want this to happen.

5. I'm nice! While there are angry people on both sides, liberals are seen to argue much more with raw emotion than actual facts and seem to never take one others opinions as truth. I can discern one's political affiliation through general demeanor and conversation. It seems very simple to find out if a person is a liberal. Now, when a political or religious discussion ensues, they usually resort to yelling, screaming, name calling, and sometimes the use of revisionist history they believe to be completely true is thrown into the mix. I admit, we conservatives can be worked up, but we also try to remain calm and not resort to their level. A quick look in a factual history book, followed with the ability to maintain your composure after they result to ad-hominem or personal attacks, seems to result into another discontented liberal shown reality. Usually after they're done insulting you and know that they can't win the argument, they change the subject, slamming you, your beliefs, and usually Bush. I just couldn't live that way. I believe I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.

6. I believe in the war on terror, and am not afraid to say that many of the terrorists are Muslim. The "man-caused disaster" ideal is beyond me. Terrorists flat out hate us. They hate everything America stands for and they ALWAYS will. There is no Psychologist in this world that could turn these guys, since most are indoctrinated to hate us since childhood. Many of these guys choose willingly to fight us "infidels," and would die for their beliefs. Now yes, a majority of these guys are Muslim, and you know their "rewards" received in the afterlife, but today's liberals have decided to misconstrue Christianity, Islam, and the war on terror. Many liberals seem to downplay Christianity, while attacking fiercely those who oppose the theology and the worshipers of Islam, yet they forget that Christians are persecuted all over the world by Islamic radicals.  In turn these terrorists get a free pass to attack American soil. I'm not saying every follower of Islam is like these guys, but the fact is if you asked the followers of Hamas or Al Queda why they are fighting, I'm sure you'd know the answer. Liberals seem to believe that it's our foreign policies that have caused these "man-caused disasters" to attack US citizens, and many others blame it on Bush. What amazes me is that we were hated LONG before Bush, and will always be hated. The attacks on US citizens and our military members will never cease, no matter what political affiliation you are, and liberals forget this, or flat out ignore it. Their appeasement strategies will never work. And yes liberals, they are terrorists. What kind of people strap bombs to a kid to cleanse the world of infidels on a crowded bus?

7. We tolerate other's opinions. What I mean by this statement, is that many of the liberal posters on this site are usually tolerated, while if one of us posts on the huffingtonpost, it'd most likely get erased. Whether or not we like their opinions, it's good to see the other side. Liberals only think their side is right at all times, and it's downright sick.

8. I don't play the race card. Liberals, with no arguments left, play the race card in many areas of life, yet don't realize that they are the racists themselves. They tend to look at skin color as a potential vote, a way to win an argument, or a scapegoat for a political loss. That is how Obama got elected. They ignored his past, his ideals, his many lies, and focused on his skin color. In their view, any who disagrees with him, is racist. But they also think that they can be racist towards those of color on the conservative side. Remember what Janeane Garofalo said about minorities attending the Tea parties? If we were to say what she said about the tea parties, for example, about an anti-Bush rally, they'd call for our heads on a platter and forget their hatred of water-boarding in mere seconds. Liberals tend to forget one's character when it comes to race, disregarding ideals as long as they can win a political victory through the race card.

9. I believe in Legal immigration. Liberals tend to fight for illegals for potential votes, while disregarding the potential consequences that occur as a result of their close-mindedness. Legal Immigrants are a wonderful addition to this country. To obtain citizenship, you must learn about this country through motivation and determination. Many of these immigrants come here to live the American dream, adding to the economy and a rich flavor of cultural diversity to this very unique nation, while others are fleeing from their leaders or even a war. They know the greatness that is the US, and our freedom is an envy to many other nations. Unfortunately, you have those who are illegal pouring in. Liberals try to call these people honest, because they want to help their family, or are also fleeing a corrupt government, but how could you call someone illegal "honest?" If they were honest, they'd make an attempt at citizenship. Now, many of these people are trying to help their family back in their original country of origin, but in what way does this help our country? They take jobs that American citizens try to obtain because of cheap labor that is not taxed. They demand equal rights as legal citizens and many fail to learn our language. Many more put a drain on taxpayers, through jails, the drug war, hospital bills, crime rates, many in vehicular accidents, and those who live by the border find many living outside their house, especially on ranches, and are left to pick up the trash they leave. As liberals use these people for potential votes, we see them abusing the legal system and taking their money back to their country, adding nothing to our economy. This seems very unfair to those who obeyed the law and came here legally.

10. Too much double-standard is shown from liberals. For example, they complained in the enlarging of the government under Bush, yet openly support all of Obama's policies. That is a flat out double standard. Example 2. We all were pouring angry outcries against Bush and congress when the $700 Billion dollar bailout was formed, yet they support the porkulus bill that seems to increase every day, thinking that the previous bailout was a failure because their political leader was not in power. We conservatives openly opposed every bailout presented, mostly because we knew they'd fail, despite political affiliation. Example 3. The democrats who voted for Iraq aren't hounded at every turn by the media; only the republicans are blamed. Example 4. Voting for a president who has openly criticized our military, people, and constitution, and yet liberals say we do that. Or how about protecting the "rights" of the gitmo prisoners, yet oppose a ban on abortion or euthanasia? They oppose water-boarding, but have no problem making a doctor whos beliefs would forbid him/her from killing a human being to perform a partial-birth abortion.


Now, I know not all liberals are as listed above, but many of the liberals who debate, argue, or attack on this site very well prove the points written. I'm sure many more reasons could be listed, but I thought this was 10 good reasons why I'd rather be a conservative than a liberal. If you'd like, add to the list why you aren't a liberal either. I'm sure there'd be an interesting mix of answers!
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Liberals mounting fear of the tea parties continue

I went behind enemy lines into the huffingtonpost to discern what their thoughts were on the upcoming tea parties. It really didn't surprise me the results that ensued! One article on tea bagging, saying she laughed so hard at the concept it was hard to "report." Another ripping on republicans blogging they live in an old world of anti-intellectualism. Another writer ripped on Glenn Beck saying their party is over with and America is fast becoming a one-party system.  This writer called Fox an inciter to get news and being politically biased. So, if my opinion wasn't deleted, you'd see a comment asking why MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC or other major news networks will be absent if they are so politcally unbiased. At least Fox will stand against the tide of liberal or "progressive" reporters too afraid to show disention amoung the populace. The article's writer rips on Glenn Beck, thinking that one who helps fundraise an event is so politcally biased they are bad. What about those who had tingle up their legs, or only ripped on republicans but not democrats? Any unbiasness from those reporters?  Do liberals really know the word hipocrite, or are they just that stupid?  Oh here's where it gets even more interesting. This made me laugh! A Tea party reporter to keep "track" of the movement!  We'll contact you shortly with further instructions.”

So, they need to contact these tea party "reporters" for instructions! Hmmmm, me thinks there's something more to this than is led on! Even if Fox is wrong about Acorns' attempts to sabatoge the tea party events, there's plenty of other liberal soldiers to do their dirty work. So liberals, if protesting on higher taxes is wrong, than what makes all of your protests right? Why is the protesting only restricted to those that agree with you? If you had it your way I'm sure you'd just shoot the protestors. Wait a minute. You hate guns too! Guess that couldn't work. But nevertheless, you are so afraid of  the uninformed listening to an opposition you'd do anything to quiet them. Kind of like the liberal news network did during the campaign and the gaffes that Obama and Biden have accomplished during their first few months in the white house and abroad.

These tea parties will be big, and we will be noticed. Paranoid writers, most of those at huffingtonpost, will continue to act strong and say the tea parties are full of anarchists and idiots, but know full well the implications if they are noticed across the country. After the tea parties, they'll post videos that make us look ignorant, stupid, hateful, and think that their blessed leader in the white house is safe from "dissenters." The liberal news networks will act like nothing happened, and we'll leave it to Fox to cover the reality that is occuring within our great country. Liberals are scared and they are showing it.

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A liberals prayer (sarcastic version) You may find this funny or scary

My name is Hip O Crite. Just woke up with a huge headache and throbbing prostate from that all night orgy my friends and I had. 7:30 AM. Hmmm. How about we say a prayer to the Messiah, Obama.
Dear Lord Almighty Obama, the man whom has descended from the heavens and parted the great lakes, Please continue to move our country towards socialism, where everyone is equal, and the evil rich people with all their money will not have all the power in this land. Just because rich people create jobs, or have worked their way up, as many people in America are there for, the American dream, they are still evil. Spread the wealth is where we need to go. Give money to people who pay no taxes at all. We want to live like the U.S.S.R. It was all conservative lies that the former USSR citizens were unhappy. Continue to make the Muslims love us, as in Iraq, where the rivers are made of chocolate and gumdrop trees flourish and children dance and sing with lollypops made of love. Muslims are really the peaceful ones, while Christians are the people leading Jihads against America. Make those evil extremists Christians love us homosexuals and bisexuals. Homosexuality is seen in animals, so that makes it okay in humans. We came from chimpanzees anyway because Darwin said so. Obama, please regulate all the evil corporations and industries that pollute, because Al Gore said global warming was real, and ice caps are melting, the ocean could rise and civilization as we know it could cease to exist. We will fry from the sun, have huge tsunamis, earthquakes, tornados, avalanches, blizzards, snowfall, floods, famine, volcano eruptions, hurricanes, tropical storms, thunderstorms, aliens attacking, conservatives shooting people, bigfoot voting for republicans, everybody converted to Christianity, small government, icecicle's impaling people from mountain yeti's, the dead rising, and an ice age. Tax everybody heavily, so that no more CO2 could be expelled into the air and the earth would be saved.  Continue your quest for killing unborn babies, because they are not human, but lets keep protecting terrorists. They aren't really terrorists anyway, they are militants. After saying sorry to the people who commited 9/11, I'm sure they will love us and stop saying death to America. Continue teaching kindergarteners how to put condoms on so when they run out they can just abort their mistake. In fact, lets teach everybody pre-marital sex is good, and only loosers remain abstanite till marriage. With abortion, sex has no consequences and that is what we want. A non-responsible life with free paychecks in the mail. That is why you are president Mr. Obama. We pray to continue a vengeful quest of persecuting Bush for our hatred of him. Even if they can't find anything to prosecute him, we know hes guilty. And last but not least, please pass your stimulus bill. We know that raising taxes and creating huge inflation and the largest pork bill in U.S. history is the only way out. 
This we pray to you Obama, who should rule America for ever and have huge statues created after yourself. You are immune to the disease of bipartizanship, and only vote democrat. For that we thank you, and continue to persecute those who disagree with you, and have the media sick them. You are the messiah. Every word that comes out of your mouth is like a blinding brilliant light from heaven. In your name we pray. Obamen.


I can see a liberal praying this. I hope you liked the satire, and I just added the homosexuality thing because of Prop 8 and the craziness that ensued. Also, I have noticed that the athiest liberals really come after us Christians, who just want to tell people of the message of Jesus, the most wonderful man, son of God, who has graced this earth, which I see some of them want to do away with Christianity altogether. Hmm, didn't work so well in the Soviet Union did it?


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