Posted by
Eric on Monday, March 16, 2009 11:42:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQOD7sqkmXM
This video made me wonder if I could hack into the teleprompter and create something so insane that people would wonder what is going on! What would add to the hilarity would be if Obama continued to read the teleprompter without any thoughts whatsoever to what he is reading! For example a snippet from Obama's election night speech:
"I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with
much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the
halls of Washington. It began in the backyards of Des Moines and the
living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was
built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they
had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause."
_Now with a teleprompter change: My voting present never made me the likeliest candidate for this office. We started with your money and fake endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington, but in Cuba, the weather underground, and Argentina. It began in Bill Ayers' backyard, and in the living rooms of my long haired pal Blagovich and the front porches of black theologists. It was built by men and women who were duped into thinking I was conservative, and rich ceo's of whom I will throw under the bush later.
"It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their
generation's apathy ... who left their homes and their families for
jobs that offered little pay and less sleep.
It drew strength from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter
cold and scorching heat to knock on doors of perfect strangers, and
from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized and proved
that more than two centuries later a government of the people, by the
people, and for the people has not perished from the Earth.
This is your victory."
_Back to the changing of the teleprompter: It grew in strength from the young people who were indoctrinated and think we attacked Canada in WW2.... who left their homes and their families to spit on their troops, hate capitalism, Christianity, and refer to Sean Penn as smart. It drew strength from the old bitter people clinging to guns and their religion, from those "Honest" American's who work with Acorn and those who are dead that supported me, those who
plagiarize speeches from previous politicians.
"When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was
there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved.
Yes we can."
_When laundry fell and Disneyworld threatened the world, Bob was there to witness the rise of the evil Americans and the pure evil of democracy. Yes we can screw you."
"She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge
in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "We Shall
Overcome." Yes we can"
_Aliens were there for buses in Montgomery, the toilets in Birmingham, a ham sandwich in Selma, and Karl Marx in Atlanta who told a people that "We shall overcome democracy." Yes, we can screw you.
"A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was
connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this
election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because
after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of
hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can."
_An ape who played football on Mars, a beer was drank in Berlin, a world where mother nature's ugly cousin Global Warming and Darwin wrestle in a battle royale. And this millisecond, in this crowing of a new dictator, at gunpoint she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because in 895 years in America, through the best of times during my pot smoking years and the darkest hours of America's military terrrorist butt, Alinksy knows America can change to a third world country. Yes, we can screw you..
I'd love to mess with Obama's teleprompter!