Posted by
Eric on Tuesday, October 27, 2009 10:50:06 PM
After hearing about what Climate Chief Lord Stern said and finding the article on
Crawfish's Swamp, I was thinking about what to do when a climate change/global warming conference is in your area...
1. Bring a Grill and invite your friends. Make sure somebody has a gas guzzling vehicle.
2. Run out of lighter fluid? Use something green and put that near the coals. Maybe the box from Al Gore's movie. I would also use Al Gore's movie for target practice.
3. Create a BIG sign that shows the average temperatures over the last 10 years... How could they be falling?!!!
4. Bring pictures of how the UN has "helped" the poor African Countries develop by demanding green energy or none.
5. Create pamphlets of Al Gores Scientific credentials (that'd be pretty small), and a pamphlet of a scientists opposing Globull warming and compare.
6. Smoke a nice Cuban Cigar next to a green crowd.
7. Ask Greenies why they are racist towards nuclear power?
8. Demand action be taken against our Sun for causing heat.
9. Petition for a bill to drop a Giant Ice cube the size of Rhode Island into the North Hemisphere to counteract the effects of Globull warming and to "save" the Polar Bear population.
10. Ask if Al Gore is an escaped mental patient.