Posted by
Eric on Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:57:00 AM
If we looked into certain lockers of our politicians what would we find....?
Obama: Idiots guide to Economics, Health Care, National Security, Foreign Policy, and Leadership.
Biden: A note from his mother telling him how special he is.
Hillary: A dartboard with Obama's face on it.
Pelosi: A Do-It-Yourself Botox kit.
Reid: Diary of a Hypocrite.
Emanuel: Fish
Gibbs: Extra pairs of boxer/briefs.
Axelrod: Random scribblings of nothing intellectual.
Napolitano: An Anti-Canadian sticker and a 3 month old hot-dog.
Sanford: A guide to Argentina.
Schwarzenegger: The English dictionary
Sotomayor: Affirmative Action and Me book.
Holder: A guide to 1970's mustaches'.
Boxer: An illegal immigrant.
Feinstein: Clown Makeup.
Perry: A note that says To Secede or not to Secede, that is the question...
Palin: A used gun target with the media on it riddled with bullz-eyes.
Kerry: Ketchup and money.
Gore: A picture of himself, candles, and incense.
Ted Kennedy: Someone's prom dress
Caroline Kennedy: A Princess Crown
Nagin: A chocolate Bar
Leahy: A Bullhorn
Specter: A left turn road ahead road sign.
Waxman: A Lord of the Rings orc costume. (no mask)
Markey: An unread version of the Cap and Tax bill.
Dodd: AIG bailout bonus money
Frank: A "How To" dvd of talking like Elmer Fudd.