Posted by
Eric on Friday, July 10, 2009 3:05:00 PM
Michael Moore will be back and loved by the communist, corporation- hating -hippies with another movie coming out this October called Capitalism, a Love Affair. The insane-mental escaped patient decided that this mess we're in is from Capitalism, and would rather have a "wonderful" communistic rule as with Cuba. It would be truly amazing to believe this gargantuan missing link who dropped out of college to know the reasons why there was a global collapse. This is also a hairy brontosaurus who doesn't believe we're in a terrorist threat, and who hates the 2nd amendment, but is a card carrying NRA member saying, "that he joined so as to be elected its president and then dismantle the organization." Apparently this hairy whale knows America's economic woes and will save us all from evil corporations and capitalism. The hairy hippo also thought that the movie would be a nice romantic date. Honestly, I'd rather play in traffic than see one of his movies. I'd rather bathe in blood and jump in shark infested waters than even hear that hairy blimps name. Yeah, I make fun of him being hairy and fat, but I'm sure this man has his own gravitational pull. If I threw a tomato at him it'd be caught and would start floating around him as the earth around the sun. The man's so hairy he probably shaves with a lawnmower. And I bet he smells so bad he could make a garbage bin seem like a flowery meadow full of lilacs on a nice rainy spring morning. The man fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down before rolling and bringing down the rest of the forest, causing an earthquake while slightly moving earth's orbit. The ape's clothes style is like waking up a frozen caveman and taking him to Wal-Mart. And I have no doubt that huge abominable snowman eats as much as the entire continent of Africa. I bet when he goes to the zoo the people throw him peanuts. If he'd float in the ocean someone would try to claim him as a new island. He probably exhales as much CO2 as does a volcano erupting. This man does not respect America and I don't respect him, as you can plainly see. I hope movie theaters reject this movie and only gets played in some backwater movie theater next to a toxic waste dump.
