Posted by
Eric on Saturday, May 30, 2009 10:00:00 AM
I awoke to phone call at 6 AM from Bob, my boss. He tells me I have to work 9 hours today to produce 17 widgets. (something we could have produced 2000 of in one day before Obama became president) Obama held a new law in 2010 that you only buy American. This was a serious setback, especially after the government took over 1/2 of America's industries and put in place government workers where the CEO's had been. I groaned, rolled out of bed, and looked out the window. I could hear someone from a loudspeaker in a hybrid, (all gas guzzlers were considered man-caused disasters since they pollute), claiming that the prophet (Al Gore) had found global warming in a cave and was to fight it in hand to hand combat. I heard my wife groan as she woke up and blinked at me a couple times. "I hate the job the government created for many of us house wives." I had to agree. Obama's new police force had women cleaning their clothes, which should be done themselves, but Obama said it was for the good of the nation. All they accomplish is walking around and taking dissenters to prison. Having work in one hour I turned on the green tv and found out Obama was holding a constitutional convention. During a speech last year he "accidentally" dropped a cigarette on our constitution ending it's legacy. He then decided the Democrats would create one anew, creating what they deemed necessary. I turned the channel since the Obama channel was on 24 hours a day. "Let's see, news, here we go." "Today's top story, Code Pink is being held hostage in Afghanistan after they confronted Al Queda, saying quote "They are meannie heads." "Sources say many were covered in burkas because they were very unattractive." "The UN is mad at our country giving less funds due to major inflation. They are also calling our president/dictator a coward, saying "your appeasement strategies have created many more enemies willing to wage war on Europe and Western Culture."
I walked out of the front door to pick up the Obama telegraph when I saw my neighbor Jack being taken away in handcuffs. He saw me and yelled all he did was tell a friend on the phone Obama looked a bit tired today. One of the Obama policemen said there was to be no dissention and I had to ask how is saying he's a bit tired dissention. He looked at me and asked "Are you willing to join him?" "No, nevermind sir." I knew where they were taking him. It started with many conservatives and republicans, being taken away to reeducation camps, and if they did not conform to the masses, they'd be taken away to jail. I was smart to hold my tongue, but I had really good friends taken away. One who returned was convinced that Obama actually descended from the clouds and that global warming could kill us all by 2020. He was a completely different person who now seems derived of rational thought. At that moment I heard the schoolbrid, as I called it, (hybrid school bus) pull up. My kids came running out and I had to stop them before they left. "What's going on today Cole?" "Today I'm going to review why republicans and white men are evil." I had to hold my tongue. "How about you Emily?" My teacher said we are to learn why our countries founding fathers are man-caused-disasters." "After that we are to have a class discussion on what other dangerous weapons should be banned." "I wish I could homeschool you two, but they'd drag me away to a reeducation camp." "Have a good day kids." (Guns have been banned, along with knives, swords, wires, feathered pillows, drumsticks, and currently the government was trying to ban hands because they can cause harm)
Heading to work in my Hybrid-Pelosi I drive past my old church, which is being torn down. Napolitano declared Christians a threat to state and banned the religion. I looked to my left and saw Green-Mart, (used to be Wal-Mart till the government took it over and stopped products coming from China being sold there) but the place looked desolate. As I stopped at a red, a wretched looking man popped up next to my window. "Please sir," he said, "the hospital denied a heart surgery for me because I'm too old. Could you spare me some money so I can fly to the middle east and get that surgery?" "I was very saddened by him, because I heard of many similiar events since Obama changed our healthcare system. At that moment Obama's police force came out of nowhere and seized him up for "disapproving"
of Obama's perfect healthcare.
At work I lazily attended my job. There was no motivation anymore. You couldn't work your way up the system anymore through hard work since the government told you where to work. In fact there wasn't much of a system remaing. After 5 boring hours of producing 9 widgets and 8 more to go I took my lunch break. I looked around and saw the rest of the workers in the same down mood I was feeling. There was no joy at work anymore. After lunch I worked the rest of my shift till I accomplished my set days work. I was only now thinking of the bar, where my entire company usually frequented after work, not to socialize, but to drink our cares away. Beer and Liquor were the only American made commodities that really sold well with what little money many of us had. Is pretty much the only escape we have from this dull, repetative life. On to the bar!
The bar was quiet but very crowded. The dark, dampness that surrounded the bar scene these days lost touch with the indoctrinated college students who were now forced to work in the government industries. Drunk driving, however, was skyrocketing beyond reasoning. It seemed a problem that can't be fixed, since the government was too busy fighting Global warming. I hung my head low in as an old song came on that reminded me of the good ol days before Obama became president. Man, America was great then.
I drove back home and before I arrived saw this flag waving high in the breeze.

So much for hope and change, huh? The conservatives were right. Elections have consequences. I arrived at home and said hello to my kids before going to bed. The government told me I had to work 10 hours tomorrow. Great, I thought. Can't wait.