Posted by
Eric on Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:00:00 AM
Below consists of various questions I've been pondering, and some I've recently thought up.
1. If Bush were to be prosecuted for making us safe, would terrorists be commended for killing us?
2. Did Clinton's bombing of an aspirin factory give Osama a headache prompting an attack on the US?
3. Why are conservative women so hated by liberals?
4. How much money does Pelosi spend on her face?
5. How could a gay gene exist when homosexual parents can't conceive?
6. Why would a contractor let someone build a krispy kreme next to a Jenny Craig?
7. If the tea parties were racists, why were there minorities present?
8. Who has Obama actually united?
9. If every adult over the age of 21 took a drink for every gaffe Biden accomplished, how many drunk people would there be?
10. What has the stimulus bill actually stimulated?
11. If the Gitmo prisoners aren't dangerous, why aren't any country or American state taking them?
12. Why is it wrong for Republicans to spend money but Okay for Democrats to spend money?
13. Why don't supporters of partial birth abortions observe or help in the procedure themselves to give them a better understanding of the pro-lifer stance?
14. Why is it okay to waterboard our servicemen and women but not okay to waterboard terrorists to save American lives?
15. Why do we have to be politically correct towards terrorists?
16. Why doesn't Obama marry his teleprompter?
17. Why would people listen to celebrities for political endorsements?
18. If capitalism doesn't work, why do we have the highest GDP in the world?
19. If Christianity is so evil, show me where Christians are killing others for their religion, or better yet strapping bombs to their kids and blowing up buses full of civilians?
20. How could Obama reach across party lines when he has never voted against his own?
21. How much tax would a woodchuck be taxed if a democrat could tax wood?
22. Why are the immigration rates so much higher in the US than socialist countries?
23. Why would anyone listen to Al Gore?
24. Men: Who would you pick for a dinner date? Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Sarah Palin, Janeane Garofalo, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Michelle Obama, Carrie Prejean (Miss California), Hillary Clinton, or any Code Pink member?
25. Women: Same question. Harry Reid, Henry Waxman, Michael Moore, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Dennis Pregar, Dennis Miller, Barack Obama, Sean Penn, Rick Perry, Michael Steele, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, or Bobby Jindal?
26. Can anyone keep a straight face when Barney Frank talks?
27. Why aren't global warming enthusiasts banning Pepsi or Coke from the release of CO2 every time you open a can?
28. Did anyone else think of the scene from willow where everybody turns into pigs every time the swine flu was mentioned?
29. Is there a stupid pill being passed around at the white house?
30. How is conservatism evil if a majority of our servicemen and women are identified with conservative values?